The RHATT Pack Watch
Today is Monday, March 25th, Day 334 of the Rhatt Pack Watch.
As you know “Cousin” Andrew, the Ratt’s BoyToy and the “Evidence Destroyer” resigned from his two-hour a day position with the Water and Wastewater Treatment Plant operations, but not his position as Fire Marshall. As you may also be aware, he accepted a position with the Florida Rural Water Association. Rumor has it “Cousin” Andrew’s new employer insists that he actually work for Eight hours each day. Of course this is something that “Cousin” Andrew has never done in his life, doesn’t like and doesn’t want to do. So “Cousin” Andrew has been has been hanging around White Springs with his latest Bromance partner, the disgraced “Cousin” Steve Fire Chief.
It appears there are a couple of reasons for “Cousin” Andrew’s motivation. First, “Cousin” Andrew has been extremely depressed without the shiny new red emergency vehicle he had been illegally given by the Red-face Ratt and he wanted to sit in it an d caress it once again. Also, “Cousin” Andrew likes having the Fake Fire Marshall title and wanted to maintain his relationship with the White Springs’ Fake Fire Department. You know, another position where “Cousin” Andrew had to do nothing and get paid for it. Then again, it could be that “Cousin” Andrew just wanted to get it on with the Ratt, like they used to do.
In the interest of learning more, the “Watch” spoke with Deep Throat about “Cousin” Andrew. It turns out that “Cousin” Pam has been in complete disarray and sobbing all of the time since “Cousin” Andrew resigned. In fact “Cousin” Pam has been demanding that White Springs make every effort to recruit and rehire “Cousin” Andrew, even if he doesn’t do a single bit of work. Apparently “Cousin” Pam has been prepared to “embezzle” more LOFT revenues to compensate “Cousin” Andrew. And of course, the Ratt ordered that everything possible be done to return “Cousin” Andrew to Whitie Springs and get him back in the new shiny red Emergency Vehicle.
The Ratt’s orders weren’t lost on his “Out of Towner” Lapdog “Just keep paying me” Tebow. As you are aware White Springs was in the process of hiring a replacement for “Cousin” Andrew. According to Deep Throat at least three resumes had been received by individuals who appeared imminently qualified to operate the Water ad Wastewater Treatment plants. However, based on the Red-face Ratt’s order, the Lapdog had suspended interviewing potential candidates pending talks with “Cousin” Andrew. In fact, the Ratt had authorized the Lapdog to give “Cousin” Andrew virtually anything he wanted, including the new shiny red Emergency Vehicle, Town Credit Cards, less than two hours a day, even zero, work each day to return to White Springs.
Why would the Ratt propose making such an offer to “Cousin” Andrew? Could it be that the Ratt has been suffering love pangs because of “Cousin” Andrew’s absence. Maybe “Cousin” Andrew’s feelings have been the same. Who cares, the point is that it appears that the Ratt is trying to get “Cousin” Andrew back on the White Springs payroll.
Is this what you want White Springs? Do you want “Cousin” Andrew back so that he and disgraced “Cousin” Steve can run the White Springs’ Brothel and Drug Emporium out of the Fake Fire Department facilities? Come on, White Springs is better than this. You know you have a ton of information on the Ratt’s and the “Cousins'” nepotism, pedophilia, nepiophilia, ephebophilia, drugs, bribes fraud and other corrupt activities. Report it to the FBI office in Jacksonville (904) 248-7000.