The RHATT Pack Watch
Today is Tuesday, February 12th, Day 293 of the Rhatt Pack Watch.
You may have noticed the Red-face Ratt slithering in and out of Town in recent weeks somewhat more than usual. As we all know, there could be a wide range of reasons the Ratt has been around more than in the past. For instance the Ratt owns a Lair in White Springs. He might be at the Lair to check on his yard workers or his Den cleaners to ensure all of the tasks are being taken care of. Then again, the Ratt could be in Town to lobby Mommy for something – Who knows what?
It could be more money for himself or it could be for more shiny new toys for one of his “BoyToys”, like “Cousin” Andrew. Apparently Mommy wouldn’t cough up a new vehicle for “Cousin” Andrew so the Ratt told the “BoyToy” to keep White Springs’ shiny new Emergency Vehicle even though he doesn’t live or work in or near White Springs. Such a deal!
Then again, the Ratt could be spending more time than usual in White Springs because he’s been planning another event. Let’s see, could it have been a Super Bowl party, or maybe it’s for an Academy Awards party, or maybe it’s for the Ratt’s next “Pink Handcuff” Gala. Only time will tell if it is one of these or some other event has been on the Ratt’s schedule.
Then again, it might be the Ratt hasn’t been feeling well. In fact reports from people who have seen the Ratt close-up indicate his face appears as red and blotchy as ever. He appeared gaunt, lackluster and energy-less. Maybe the reason the Ratt has been hanging around his lair is because he’s being consumed by his HIV / AIDS-like illness and doesn’t want to be seen or doesn’t have the energy to go anywhere else.
Whatever the reason for the Ratt spending more time than usual around his Lair in White Springs, you might be able to find out for yourself. Tonight is the White Springs February Town Council Meeting. As you know, the Ratt was present for the January Council meeting. Well, he isn’t known for attending two meetings in a row, but there’s always that possibility. The “Watch” urges you to attend tonight’s Council meeting. If he’s there, the Ratt’s face will be red and blotchy at the smallest lie, which he tells all the time, or the slightest provocation, which occurs when anyone disagrees with him, his face will take on a bright dark red color.
One thing is for certain, if the Ratt shows up tonight for the Council meeting, he will be trying to pull some type of stunt on the residents of White Springs. You never know until it happens, but as certain as the Sun comes up in the East, the Ratt will try to screw White Springs’ residents. He’ll have some scheme to give some of your money to one of his “Cousins” . And because he’ll have his “Gang of Three” members, Mindless “Splain it to me” Vice Mayor Tanja and the illegal alien Suck-up “Mini-Me Despot” Mayor Lofty, the vote will be to flush your money down the tubes. And because his “Out of Towner” Lapdog “Just Keep Paying me” Tebow, is town manager, the Ratt’s nefarious deeds will be implemented. And as a special treat, at the end of the Council meeting you might witness a Ratt – Lapdog race. That is, if the Ratt doesn’t leap over the Council Table and shoot out the back door in the blink of an eye.
Attend the Council meeting, White Springs.
Watch the Ratt , his Gang and the Lapdog, in action screwing you. If you’re happy with getting screwed, then Cheer them on. If you want to be treated fairly, end the Ratt’s and his Gang’s reign. Recruit TWO competent, caring honest and hard-working Candidates for Town Council. Help them get elected and start ridding Town Hall of the crimes and criminals that are pervasive there. Help the FBI office in Jacksonville (904) 248-7000 help all of us.
Help purge White Springs of the Lapdog Mindless and the Ratt. It’s Day 293 and the Red-face Ratt hasn’t resigned yet. The Rhatt Pack Watch continues!