The RHATT Pack Watch Day 262

The RHATT Pack Watch

Day 262

 

Today is Saturday, January 12th, Day 262 of the Rhatt Pack Watch.

 

Back near the end of December, shortly after 9:00 pm on the evening of the 27th, the Sheriff’s Department began receiving calls from the Department of Homeland Security, the Department of Defense, the National Security Administration and numerous Police organizations.     It appears as if some type of National emergency was underway.  Many calls were coming in so fast, the Department’s aging PBX crashed and left the entire Department  waiting several agonizing minutes for the system to reboot.

 

During this brief period, the systems were activated.  On duty officers took up positions at predefined strategic locations and awaited further instructions.  Off duty officers were alerted.  The seconds ticked by ever so slowly, as everyone wondered what type of disaster was about to befall them.  Finally the PBX reboot was finished.

 

The Security, followed quickly by the Department of Defense and the National Security Administration.  They all were calling for the same reason.  There had been an incident and there was an urgent need to ascertain the location of the Red-face Ratt, his “Gang of Three” members Mindless “Splain it to me” Vice Mayor Tanja and illegal alien Suck-up “Mini-Me Despot” Mayor Lofty, the “Out of Towner” Lapdog “Just keep paying me” Tebow and as many “Cousins” as necessary.  Time was of the essence.  This was not going to be an easy task given it was a holiday period and the Department was short staffed.   Orders went out.  Officers were dispatched to all known haunts of the Parties of Interest.  Within minutes several Parties of Interest were located and their locations relayed to headquarters.  Soon feedback was being provided to Homeland Security.  The Sheriff’s Department still didn’t know what was happening and why the interest in the Ratt and other parties.

 

Insight to what was happening was forthcoming soon.  Apparently the Ratt, his “Gang”, the Lapdog and numerous “Cousins” had gotten into several Federal “Watch Lists” for their participation in a wide variety of acts of infrastructure destruction.  And now there was the potential destruction of a major piece of infrastructure in another region.

 

The Ratt, his “Gang”, the Lapdog and the “Cousins” fit this profile to a tee.  It turns out that on the 27th, as the evening sky over New York turned a bright blue green, official agencies and police departments throughout the region began receiving reports of an alien invasion.  Officers dispatched to the scene quickly, determined there had been a major explosion at Con Edison’s Astoria power plant substation in Queens.  Authorities immediately concluded this might be a case of infrastructure destruction and contacted the Department of Homeland Security, the Department of Defense and the National Security Administration.  Quick checks of international terrorism chatter revealed no likely connection.

 

While running checks against its domestic “Watch Lists”, Homeland Security quickly called to Hamilton County and the need to secure the “Parties” as soon as possible.  At least one of the Ratt’s Mill Street dealers was arrested around the time of this incident.  As of this writing, it’s not known if this arrest was part of the round-up or who or how many others were arrested or detained.

 

Apparently White Springs has the highest percentage and the most likely infrastructure destruction’ individuals in the nation.  You can change this.  Get involved!  Lean the issues.  Recruit and vote for the best Town Council Candidates.  And work with the FBI office in Jacksonville (904) 248-7000.

Avoid more infrastructure destruction by the “Gang of Three”, the Lapdog and the Ratt.  It’s Day 262 and the Red-face Ratt hasn’t resigned yet.  The Rhatt Pack Watch continues!

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