The RHATT Watch Day 4 (A clever person’s citing)

Today is day 4 of the Rhatt Watch.  Officially, The Rhatt Watch began at the end of the Ratt Race.  For those of you who were unable to attend this event, it took place in White Springs Town Hall Thursday evening immediately following the conclusion of the Town Council’s reorganization meeting.  As the gavel hit the table, crouching in a corner, “Red-face Ratt” and admitted drug user, town manager and obedient Ratt lapdog sprang to their feet and while nearly trampling meeting attendees raced for the back door.  Red-face Ratt won by a snout, clearing the room in less than 6 seconds, closley followed by the Lapdog.  Red-face Ratt wouldn’t even pause for the Jasper News and the Town Council’s customary photograph of the newly elected council.

 

The race continued into the parking lot, as Red-face Ratt and his Lapdog sped through residents making their way to their cars and then racing off as quickly as possible.  Where did they go in such a hurry?  Was it to the nearest drug and drinking establishment or somewhere else?

 

In any event, residents want to know.  When will Red-face Ratt and his Lapdog resign?  What’s the status of their ethics investigations?  When will Red-Face Ratt be indited?  How long will Red-face Ratt go away for?  And will the Ratt’s Lapdog accompany him?

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