The RHATT Pack Watch
Today is Monday, April 1st, Day 341 of the RHATT Pack Watch.
Hey, what is it with “Cousin” Andrew? The “Watch” received numerous calls and messages from residents reporting “Cousin” Andrew sightings. It would appear that “Cousin” Andrew is spending far more time in White Springs than his position with the Florida Rural Water Association would dictate.
Several of the messages indicated that he was in the company of the disgraced “Cousin” Steve. Others have reported that at various times “Cousin” Andrew and the Red-face Ratt were in the same vicinity. So what is it with these three?
We know that they have an interesting history. Apparently “Cousin” Andrew was one of the Ratt’s BoyToys, something which appears to have gone on for many years. It’s probably still ongoing? We also know that “Cousin” Steve and his deputy “Cousin” Andrew ran a Bordello and Drug Emporium out of the old White Springs Fire Station for several years. It collapsed when one of the “Cousins” was caught in a nepiophilia relationship.
Then again, everyone knows how much “Cousin” Andrew adored the White Springs New Shiny red Emergency Vehicle. Was he there like on previous occasions to sit and caress the Emergency Vehicle? You can’t tell because it’s hidden and locked inside the Fake Fire Department because of a False threat uttered by the disgraced “Cousin” Steve. Maybe the Wildlife Camera crew can do something to get us photos of what really happens behind those closed doors.
A check with several sign companies, in the Hamilton, Suwannee and Columbia County region, revealed that someone has been seeking quotes for new signage for the White Springs Fake Fire Department building. Although no one at the Sign Companies was willing to divulge the name of the person seeking the quotes or the specifics of the sign, several did say it was for the fake Fire Department Building.
One can only speculate, but given the repeated presence of “Cousin” Andrew, with his Bromance partners “Cousin” Steve and the Ratt, that there is a reasonable likelihood they are planning to reopen the White Springs Bordello and Drug Emporium. Is “Cousin” Andrew planning to be there full-time or will he be splitting the management activities with “Cousin” Steve. Now we know why he hasn’t resigned as Fire Marshall or apologized to Councilman McKenzie or Councilwoman Miller. He’s planning on returning.
Will the Bordello and Drug Emporium be operated the same as the original version where it was run almost as a private, member only, club or will it be open to the general public? What hours are they planning to be in operation? Will this cause traffic jams? What role will the “Out of Towner” Lapdog “Just keep Paying Me” Tebow play? As everyone knows, she’s a control freak and there is no way she’s not going to have her greedy fingers in the pie.
Is this what we need in White Springs in place of a real Fire Department? The “Watch” thinks Not! White Springs doesn’t need “Cousin” Andrew, “Cousin” Steve or the Ratt and their Bordello and Drug Emporium. White Springs needs a Town Council that is prepared to rebuild the Town’s infrastructure starting with the Fire Department. The Ball is in your court, White Springs! The election for two Town Council members is on April 23rd. If you want to put an end to shenanigans in Town Hall, vote in a new slate of Candidates. When you do, tell them your priorities for White Springs. Tell them to clean-up White Springs and restore the Town’s full infrastructure.