The RHATT Pack Watch Day 247

The RHATT Pack Watch

Day 247


Today is Friday, December 28th, Day 247 of the Rhatt Pack Watch.


Welcome to White Springs; Florida’s dirty little secret.  White Springs is quite possibly, the Home of the Most Lies Told by any Council Member in Municipal Government in the History of the State of Florida.


According to the Washington Post, every time the Red-face Ratt opens his mouth, they get ready to award him another Pinocchio.  As you may be aware for the past several decades, the Washington Post has tracked the lack of truthfulness of comments and other utterances by political figures across the Nation.  As a general rule, they have found that most politicians, whil attempting to be transparent as possible with their constituents, occasionally when asked questions about subjects with which they are not familiar, lie or make mistakes.  For these the Post awards a Pinocchio   These politicians over their entire careers may earn five to ten Pinocchios.  However, in recent years, the Post has noticed that from time to time, they run across a politician who just doesn’t care about being truthful.  In fact a few don’t just make mistakes, but rather they embrace the notion that they can lie through their teeth, and no one will ever know.  The Post has noticed typically, these politicians grew up in environments where they learned to lie early in life, progressed to other petty offenses and rising ultimately to a complete lack of regard for the truth, fairness and equity, or even law and order.  The Ratt came to the Post’s attention a few years ago, moments after he came to power.  The reason the Post picked up on the Ratt is because on his first day in office, he earned more Pinocchios than most politicians earn in their entire careers.


Most residents know the Ratt is exceedingly untruthful, because every time he tells a whopper, his face turns bright red, hence the name “Red-face Ratt”.   In fact locals developed a Ratt “Redness – Lie Meter” to help track the Ratt’s lies.  But now the Post has quantified it.  Basically the Ratt lies about everything.  Like the Post observed, his lies as well as his red-face began while he was very young.  One of the Ratt’s first lies was to Daddy Bobby that he didn’t do drugs – what a whopper.  He also lied to numerous young fondlings, about his sexual proclivities being good for them, another whopper.


When he came to power, he lied time after time about how much good he would do for White Springs and its residents.  The kind of good that he was talking about included destroying the White Springs Police Department, destroying the White Springs Fire Department, laying out a scheme and embezzling over $150,000 of your money, ignoring and delaying the Wastewater Collection System Rehabilitation project and increasing its costs to White Springs by over $1,000,000 and at least several thousands of dollars to you, wasting, misusing and outright stealing about $750,000 of Fuel Tax revenues, only hiring “Out of Towners” and giving them Town vehicles and credit cards to them for their personal use, allowing the White Springs Water System to degrade to the point where the water is not safe to drink and allowing White Springs streets and roads to degrade to where it costs every resident hundreds of dollars in repair costs and many more lies.  In fact the Post is reporting that the Red-face Ratt has been awarded at least 5,517 Pinocchios and is closely followed by his “Out of Towner” Lapdog Tebow.


Yes, White Springs, you can’t believe a single word that emanates from the Ratt’s mouth.  You deserve better.  No one can change the Ratt’s behavior and lying, but you can change-out the Ratt.  Get involved now.  Learn about White Springs’ challenges.  Promote and vote for candidates, who are truthful, honest, caring, competent and will work for you.  Begin by helping to clean up Town Hall and reporting all crime and corruption.  Call the FBI office in Jacksonville (904) 248-7000.


Believe not the words and lies of the “Out of Towner” Lapdog or the Ratt.  It’s Day 247 and the Red-face Ratt hasn’t resigned yet.  The Rhatt Pack Watch continues!

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