The RHATT Pack Watch
Today is Saturday, December 1st, Day 220 of the Rhatt Pack Watch.
Rumors have been running rampant throughout White Springs about the next Gala event the Red-face Ratt is planning. According to a reliable source, this Gala will be a “By Invitation, Cousins Only” event. Of course, every “Cousin” iis hoping to receive one of the wrongfully desirous Ratt invitations. And undoubtedly, almost every “Cousin” doesn’t want to risk missing this Gala and therefore has been phoning the Ratt to plead his or her case to be on the invitation list.
Apparently what makes this Gala event more coveted is that it will be held on December 31st, New Year’s Eve, and that it is a celebration of the fact the “Watch” is now in production. As you will recall, Producers/ Directors Ran Howard and Rod Reiner, as well as lead actor Steve Buscemi and supporting Actress Sara Douglas have visited the White Springs’ area several times to explore story-lines for the new series, “The Watch”, and to observe the Ratt and his “Out of Towner” Lapdog “Just keep paying me” Tebow as their natural habitat.
According to a Ratt “Cousin” the Ratt would like to have each of them as well as others from the cast and crew attend his New Year’s Eve Gala celebration. As of this moment, it’s not known whether any of them might be available to attend.
The “Watch” reached out to Entertainment Tonight’s Nischelle Turner, an ET correspondent, who normally follows Howard and Reiner but was unable to learn any news. However, a call to ET host’, Nancy O’Dell, was more productive. It appears the beginning of the “Watch’s” pilot production has caused quite a stir in Hollywood. Speculation about plot lines and outcomes is the Talk of the Town. However, she points out that ET’s normal leaked sources have been exceedingly quiet as Howard and Reiner have restricted set access and shrouded the production in total secrecy. One can only wait.
In keeping with the reason for the celebratory Gala, the “Watch” has learned from Hunten Printing that the Ratt indicated this event will be called the “Pink Handcuff Gala”. In fact, during a call to Galls, one of the nation’s largest suppliers of equipment to safety professionals, they indicated they have shipped 200 sets of their Peerless Colored Standard Handcuffs, all in pink, to a White Springs address. It would appear, this may be a hint related to the number of invitations being extended to the “Cousins”. It’s been learned that the Lapdog has again recently knelt before, kissed the Ratt’s ring a second time, and pledged to be available in White Springs on New Year’s Eve’s day, a “No Show Monday”, if she receives an invitation. Nothing has been heard so far about the “Gang of Three’s” potential attendance.
Apparently, to maintain his recent Chamber of Commerce “Out of County” sourcing approach, the Ratt’s favorite food service in Valdosta will be catering the Gala. Beverages will be shipped from a source in the Tampa/ St. Petersberg area, but special party treats will be supplied by those Ratt’ personal suppliers still remaining on various street corners across Town. And it’s been rumored that the Ratt’s already ordered that the White Springs’ Police Department be given the night off.
Ahh, White Springs, this will be a night to remember. Pure hooliganism by the Ratt. But what can you expect? A Ratt is a Ratt is a Ratt! You voted the biggest criminal in White Springs into office and now he’s doing what a criminal does, illicit activities. Want change? Get involved! Get informed! Put an end to the Ratt’s crime spree. Someone ordered PINK handcuffs; help put them to use.
Call the FBI office in Jacksonville (904) 248-7000. Report the crime and corruption endemic to the Ratt Administration, including drugs, bribes, fraud, embezzlement, pedophilia, nepiophilia, ephebophiolia and nepotism asap.