Chuckles for Older people

When I was a kid, my parents would always say “Excuse my French just after a swearword…..I’ll never forget my first day at school when my teacher asked if any of us knew any French.

You drop something when you were younger and you just pick it up. When you are older and you drop something, you look at it for a bit contemplating if you actually need it anymore.

When you are dead, you don’t know you are dead. The pain is only felt by others. The same thing happens when you are stupid.
One way to find out if you are old is to fall down in front of people….if they laugh, you are still young. If they panic and start running to you you are old.

Try to remember if the grass is greener across the fence, it may be due to a septic tank issue.

I found out that growing up in the 60’s was a lot more fun than being in my 60’s.
When I grow up I would like to be a retired lottery winner

And just like that 1969 was 50 years ago
If your eyes hurt when you drink coffee you have to take the spoon out of the cup.

I find out these days that most of my conversations start with “Did I tell you already? Or “What was I going to say?”

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