The RHATT Pack Watch
Today is Wednesday, November 14th, Day 203 of the Rhatt Pack Watch.
A couple of weeks ago, the “Watch” reported on this year’s Annual Chamber Dinner and the Red-face Ratt’s selections of himself, “Cousin” Johnnie and Auntie Mary Lou as recent Hamilton County Chamber of Commerce’s White Springs’ Person of the Year. According to a source close to the Ratt, he’s begun the process of choosing his next year’s selection for Person of the Year.
Apparently, Halloween night, after “Trick or Treating” had finished, the Ratt held an “Out of the Sunshine” conclave in the dark of the night at Town Hall. As part of the Ratt’s preparation for his auspicious Halloween night ceremony, the Ratt gnawed faces into a number of pumpkins, into which he inserted candles that provided a shimmering glow to the Council Chambers. Additionally, he had the Lapdog”Just keep paying me” Tebo order signature garments for each invitee.
In attendance besides himself and the “Gang of Three” members Mindless “Splain it to me” Tanja and Suck-up “Idi Amin Dada Mini Me Despot” Lofty were Mommy Ratt, Sister Ratt, “Cousin” Jerry, “Cousins” Black, “Cousins” Christie, “Cousins” Greene, “Cousins” Reid, “Cousins” Townsend, “Cousin” Lisa, “Cousin” Arthur and “Cousin” Shonda. One by one they came forward, knelt before the Ratt, kissed his ring and pledged their absolute and unequivocal allegiance to the Ratt (Apparently, a prerequisite for consideration to a Person of the Year award nomination) after which the Ratt anointed their foreheads with the symbol of the Ratt.
It was noticed by all that “Cousin” Arthur was given the Ratt symbol anointment, not once, but twice (What was the hidden significance of this double action by the Ratt? Has the Ratt already made his “Person of the Year” selection?).
Despot Lofty, who was deeply depressed that he wasn’t able to have anyone placed in manacles and forceably escorted from the premises because one of the White Springs’ Police Officers was in jail in Jacksonville and the other Officers had been dispatched by the Ratt to remote corners of White Springs, was given the task of handing out a signature garment to the “Cousins” as soon as each Ratt anointment was completed. When the last “Cousin” received the anointment and designer garment, there was a lot of hand shaking and congratulations to each other. The Ratt’s conclave adjourned to feast on hot-dogs stolen from the feigned Fire Department, designer water, and a host of specialty items courtesy of the Ratt and direct from his suppliers, including Skag, Cotton, Reds, Blues, Yellows, Tooies, Blockbusters, Candy, Molly, Uppers, Goop, Dust, Grass and more.
Gee Ratt, the “Watch” thought some consideration might be given to the more than 70 White Springs listed companies and their owners and leaders provided earlier. That may have been too much to expect because there was no nepotism involved. Well, White Springs, you’ll just have to wait to see which one of the “Cousins” gets the nomination and nod from the Ratt.
Remember, you can put an end to the antics of the Ratt, “Gang of Three” and his Lapdog. They work for you and you can fire them. Get involved. Learn the issues. Root out the incompetent, corrupt and the uncaring individuals in White Springs governance. Recall Council Members who have been destroying White Springs. Run for Office. Elect honest, competent and caring individuals to office.
Eliminate corruption, including drugs, bribes, fraud, embezzlement, pedophilia, nepiophilia, ephebophilia, and nepotism from Town Hall and the Streets of White Springs. You’ll need help because as noted previously the White Springs Police Department has been neutered by the Ratt and won’t come close to your expectations. Instead, call the FBI office in Jacksonville (904) 248-7000. They’ll help.
Never do specialty Items courtesy of the Ratt. It’s Day 203 and the Red-face Ratt hasn’t resigned yet. The Rhatt Pack Watch continues!