The RHATT Pack Watch Day 185

The RHATT Pack Watch

Day 185


Today is Saturday, October 27th, Day 185 of the Rhatt Pack Watch.


Have you ever wondered who Suck-up “Idi Amin Dada Mini Me Despot” Mayor Lofty is?  The “Watch” has received numerous inquiries concerning the origin and background of Despot Lofty. 

  • We know that Despot Lofty had been nominated by Mindless “Splain it to me” Tanja and appointed twice to fill vacant seats on the White Springs Town Council.


  • We know that Despot Lofty was selected by the White Springs voters as the lesser of three evils to serve on the Town Council.  Unfortunately, he joined the “Gang of Three” immediately.


  • Almost simultaneously, the Red-face Ratt, leader of the “Gang of Three” installed him as his puppet Mayor.   After a very awkward and juvenile start to chairing meetings, hen-pecked Mayor Lofty decided to eliminate citizen input at every meeting.


  • He ordered the entire White Springs’ Police Department to be present, armed with full tactical gear at all public meetings.   At the very next meeting when a White Springs Citizen and Tax Payer rose to comment about the “Gang’s  destruction of the White  Springs’ Fire Department, Suck-up “Puppet” Mayor Lofty, not wanting to listen to any thoughts, ideas or suggestions, immediately ordered the citizen be placed in manacles and be force-ably removed from the premises.


Suck-up “Idi Amin Dada Mini Me Despot” Mayor Lofty was born, then and there.


  • A second Citizen and Tax Payer rose to ask questions about the Town’s budget; again Despot Mayor Lofty ordered the citizen be placed in manacles and be force-ably removed from the premises.  From that moment forward, Despot Mayor Lofty’s primary goal has been the suppression of the Constitutional and Statutory Rights of White Springs’ Citizens.

Very little is known about Suck-up “Idi Amin Dada Mini Me Despot” Mayor Lofty, aka Spencer Lofton.

  • He’s not from White Springs, or Hamilton County.
  • He’s not listed on the public voter rolls
  • Rumor has it that he entered the United States illegally as a young child.  Apparently, he took an American name and he’s been using a forged birth certificate and identity paperwork, all of his life since.
  • Lofton received his primary and secondary education in the United States.
  • Efforts to determine his roots prior to entry in the United States point to a heritage linked to the Kakwa ethnic group, a small Islamic tribe situated near Koboko in the Republic of Uganda.  This is a region where most citizens are extremely poor and have been ravaged by conflict for a great many years.


Surviving vital records are few and far between.  To date, research to determine Lofton’s Ugandan family have been frustrating.  However, it is possible, but not conclusive, that Lofton is one of the approximately 43 children o Idi Amin Dada with one of his five wives.  According to recently developed ICE DNA-linked facial recognition software program, there appears to be a strong paternal lineage correlation with Idi Amin Dada.  This might help explain aspects of Lofton’s despotic behavior.


What can be said White Springs?  Suck-up “Idi Amin Dada Mini Me Despot” Mayor Lofton was elected by the citizens.  If his despotic and corrupt behavior are what you like, plan on another year and a half of it.  If not, he can be recalled at your pleasure.


In either event, you need to be involved in the governance of White Springs.  Be prepared to be manacled and force-ably dragged from Town Hall.  Or run for and get elected to office.  Bring about positive change.  In the interim, help eliminate crime, including drugs, bribes, embezzlement, fraud, pedophilia, nepiophilia, ephebophilia, nepotism and retaliation.  Call the FBI office in Jacksonville (904) 248-7000.

Never vote for anyone you don’t know everything about including Lofton and the Ratt.  It’s Day 185 and the Red-face Ratt hasn’t resigned yet.  The Rhatt Pack Watch continues!

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