The RHATT Pack Watch
Today is Wednesday, October 3rd, Day 161 of the Rhatt Pack Watch.
Rumor has it that the Red-face Ratt has added a new assignment to the White Springs Police Department. As you are well aware, the White Springs Police have been striped of nearly all of their duties and responsibilities, just so no Officer inadvertently observes a Supplier at, or “Snort-Hub” delivery to the Ratt’s Lair, or even a World renown Ratt Party.
This would include the Ratt’s Pajama Parties, like the one he held for the “Cousins” and new “Young Fondlings” recently. To ensure the Ratt and his guests remained undisturbed, the White Springs Police Chief was order to assign all Officers to traffic duty as far from the Lair as possible. Basically, this left the extremities of White Springs as the only place where they could be found. Oh, yeah, that is except the secret meetings the White Springs’ police hold at Out of Town regional eating establishments.
You know, out of sight and out of the Ratt’s mind. Essentially, the Ratt neutered the White Springs’ Police Department so he could play and conduct whatever illicit activities his little heart, and that is his very little heart, desired. Of course, that didn’t do anything to reduce Crime in White Springs. In fact, having a neutered Police Department and assigning them to traffic duty as far from the Lair and center of Town as possible, pretty much ensured an increase in crime. I mean, what the heck, every criminal knew there would be no Police Officers to get in their way, particularly, the Lair.
An increase in crime throughout White Springs and not a word about it anywhere. Have you wondered why? It’s simple. First the Ratt either purchases all or part of the Jasper News, or cut a deal with its owners, so that he could control the narrative coming out about White Springs.
So much for the free press. You might as well call it what it is “Ratt Paid Advertising” no matter how it’s disguised. And here comes the new assignment for the White Springs Police. Hide all aspects of every incident from the media and the public. Think about it for a minute. Outside of the Drug arrests, which took place on a tri-county wide basis, not much else has ever made the news.
Numerous citizens have passed away in recent months, but nothing has shown up.
There was a young lady murdered on CR25A, but you probably didn’t seen anything reported. Well that was just outside of the Town’s limit so it probably can’t be counted.
But then, there was a stabbing at Munchies. Did you read about it anywhere? No! apparently, the White Springs Police have been busy covering it up.
Or, how about the burglary at the Ratt’s Lair? Well anyone can probably understand why that didn’t show up in print. Who would want to read about how some “Young Fondling” got into the Lair and made off with the Ratt’s entire collection of very explicit videos. It pretty much doesn’t make any difference what it is. Next thing, you’ll know there may be a floater that is not reported or a Kia sailing down the Suwannee River. If the Ratt doesn’t want the World to learn about it, the White Springs Police Department is his new “Cover-up ” Agency.
What do you say White Springs? You have a right to know what’s going on in White Springs. You have a right to know if crime is becoming a problem, as it is. The Police Department is just one more piece of the White Springs infrastructure, like Water, Sewer, Fire Department and Roads & Streets that the Ratt, his Lapdog “Just keep paying me” Tebow, and the “Gang of Three” members Mindless “Splain it to me” Tanja and Suck-up “Idi Amin Dada Mini Me Despot” Lofty have destroyed so they could line their pockets with your money.
Report crime where it will be heard. Call the FBI office in Jacksonville (904) 248-7000. Help them get the evidence they need to prosecute every criminal in the Town.
Don’t Believe a Word you Hear from the Ratt. It’s Day 161 and the Red-face Ratt hasn’t resigned yet. The Rhatt Pack Watch continues!