The RHATT Pack Watch
Today is Saturday, September 29th, Day 157 of the Rhatt Pack Watch.
Were you in Town about a week ago? The Red-face Ratt slithered into White Springs to host a Pajama Party for a bunch of the “Cousins”. About the only thing missing was valet parking.
As you are aware, this made for a very unusual Ratt event. Ever since one of the “Young Fondlings” began outing the Ratt, he has spent most of his time out of White Springs where he believes he is free of the inquiring eyes of White Springs residents and the embarrassment and humiliation that he has brought onto himself and his family. And besides, when the Ratt is hidden away far from the prying eyes of his neighbors, and “Mama” he can continue to pursue his illicit proclivities without interference. Don’t worry, the “Young Fondlings” are pressing forward, no matter where the Ratt Hides, or which “Cousin” he is with, to bring all of his illicit activities to light.
In any event, back to the Pajama Party. Normally, when the Ratt slithers into Town, he works to conceal his vehicle behind the Ratt Lair in the darkest spot available. And when he’s in the Lair itself, he turns off all the lights and darkens all of the windows in a poorly disguised attempt to conceal his presence. But not for the Pajama Party.
The lights were on, cars, trucks and SUV’s filled the parking area and overflowed to surrounding streets and grassy areas. And what about the Ratt’s pajamas? The Ratt chose to start the evening wearing his favorite Super Hero pajamas, not that any of the “Cousins” cared what he was or wasn’t wearing.
Earlier in the day, the Ratt had ordered from his favorite suppliers a huge quantit y of appetizers, adult beverages and other treats. And you know how the “Cousins” behave around adult beverages and other treats.
They all wanted to be at the front of the line right next to the trough with the Ratt. In fact they went through so many treats so fast that the Ratt had to resort to calling the Grub-Hub” adult equivalent. “Snort-Hub” for a Lair delivery mission, which, of course, his favorite suppliers were able to fill.
Suppliers were coming and going, almost all night long. During the course of the evening, the Ratt let it be known that because of his recent loss, he was interested in replenishing his video library. “Numerous “Cousins” expressed enthusiastic support and backing for the Ratt’s request. It appears all were happy to participate and help by whatever means were necessary.
Neighbors indicate while the Ratt’s Pajama Party was contained, it did create a local disturbance. As you know the White Springs Police are not permitted to respond to the Ratt’s Lair, unless the Ratt makes the call personally and greets the officers with his secret handshake. Reports indicated the Pajama Party created quite a commotion with the “Chicks” across the street, although fortunately none of the “Chicks” ventured across the road to the Party.
What are you going to do White Springs? Adult Pajama Parties in the middle of Town; “Snort-Hub” deliveries in the middle of Town and probably worst of all, disturbing all of the under age “Chicks” in White Springs. When is enough, enough? Is everyone going to sit around and wait until something really, really bad happens?
If the White Springs’ Police and the Hamilton County’ Sheriff have been compromised, when will reporting the unethical behavior and illicit activities like pedophilia, nepiophilia, ephebophilia, drugs, bribes, nepotism, embezzlement, retaliation and fraud throughout White Springs, to competent law enforcement be undertaken? Try the FBI office in Jacksonville (904) 248-7000. This Pajama Party at the Ratt’s Lair was just too much.. The risks for White Springs’ youth needs to be eliminated. Stop the Ratt’s Pajama Parties.
Never, never attend a Pajama Party hosted by the Ratt. It’s Day 157 and the Red-face Ratt hasn’t resigned yet. The Rhatt Pack Watch continues!