The RHATT Pack Watch
Today is Monday, August 13th, 2018, Day 110 of the Rhatt Pack Watch.
Yeah “Cousins”, it’s not safe to drive by White Springs Town Hall right now. The “Cat” fight has begun! As you are aware, under the leadership of the Red-face Ratt, White Springs has been in a rift with incompetence, unethical behavior and illicit activities. The question has always been “What would happen when they finally got caught”?
With a half-dozen State and Federal Agencies investigating the Ratt, the drug Lapdog “Just keep paying me” Tebow, “Gang of Three” members Mindless “Splain it to me” Tanja and Suck-up “I’m your Boy” Lofty and “Cousins” Pam “Ballot Box Stuffer”, Andrew “The Evidence Destroyer” and Steve “The Conflict of Interest Man”, it was only a question of when one of the Agencies would get close.
Apparently, that point has been reached. And that’s when people who had been conspiring together begin looking for a scapegoat; someone to roll over; and hang all of the blame on. Well, it looks like the Lapdog decided decades in prison wasn’t what she wanted. So the Lapdog began the process of framing “Cousin” Pam to take the fall.
First, the Lapdog began altering Statute required documents and materials associated with the June 12th and July 10th Town Council meetings, which are the responsibility of “Cousin” Pam because the Lapdog didn’t like what someone said about her and to cover up something Suck-up Lofty had said. Of course, “Cousin”: Pam was on vacation when the tapes were altered. And then, in a written statement, the Lapdog pinned the embezzlement directly on “Cousin” Pam.
Don’t you just love this Ratt Pack that’s running the Town for us. What a bunch of geniuses? They forgot that there was a full audience in attendance at these meetings and that one of the audience members was recording, streaming and storing the full meeting for all of posterity. It just adds more time to the prison terms for al of them. Let’s hope they don’t get into brain surgery.
With the sparks flying everywhere, the fight has settled down into singing to the Feds and a competition for love, affection and protection of none other than the Ratt, himself. Now, the Ratt is going to have to choose between Cousin Pam or the Lapdog.
Who do you think the Ratt will side with? This may present a real difficult choice for the Ratt, himself. Now the Ratt is going to have to choose between “Cousin Pam or the Lapdog. Who do you think the Ratt will side with?
This may present a real difficult choice for the Ratt. He’s known “Cousin” Pam most of his life; both are from Hamilton County. On the other hand, the Druggie Lapdog is his very own Lapdog. She knelt down and kissed his ring, after which she was anointed, in a midnight ceremony at Town Hall with only the Ratt Pack present. And since then, the Lapdog has fulfilled every dirty deed the Ratt has directed. This could be a real cliff hanger.
Then again, there could be a more equitable resolution and one which would be far easier for the Ratt to undertake. Since his estranged relationship with Daddy Bobby, the Ratt has never been able to return love and affection to anyone except himself. He could choose himself and let “Cousin” Pam and the Lapdog fight to the bitter end. Oooh, apparently that’s exactly what the Ratt has decided. He’s told Cousin” Pam and the Lapdog to fight it out on their own.
Looks like it’s going to continue to be a very hot summer. Any idea who’s cut the best deal? The Lapdog stuck first, but “Cousin” Pam knows where all the bodies are buried. Either one could have some value to the State or the Feds. You know they both want al the skinny on the Ratt. And somehow you probably don’t see either “Cousin” Pam or the Lapdog going away and giving the Ratt a walk. With so many potential activities, including nepotism, embezzlement, retaliation, pedophilia, nepiophilia, ephebophilia, drugs, bribes and fraud, how can they lose? Well both need to make the journey or get on the phone and make the call to the FBI office in Jacksonville (904) 248-7000.
Avoid Fights fomented by the Ratt. It’s Day 110 and the Red-face Ratt hasn’t resigned yet. The Rhatt Pack Watch continues!