The RHATT Pack Watch
Today is Saturday, August 4th, Day 101 of the Rhatt Pack Watch.
Apparently, the Ratt has become so toxic lately and so many family members and acquaintances of the Ratt have become contaminated that the phone lines at the Environmental Protection Agency have been flooded by individuals informing the EPA, as required by the Toxic Substance Control Act of 1976, as amended (Title 15 U.S. D., 2601 Section 8) about the extremely toxic nature of the Ratt.
Earlier this week the EPA Office of Pollution Prevention and Toxics had a team of engineers and scientists in White Springs to obtain air, water, soil and tissue samples in and around the Ratt lair, Town Hall, Mama’s and other locations both in Hamilton and Suwannee Counties and elsewhere. Preliminary indications appear to confirm reports that everything and every individual that has come in contact with the Ratt in the last few years has been contaminated. An EPA official, willing to speak on the condition of anonymity, indicated they have known about the Ratt for many years, but recently the situation has become extremely serious. So far, the measurements taken demonstrate that locations and individuals contaminated by the Ratt may be so hazardous that they will be placed on the Super Fund list of the nation’s top sites for isolation, decontamination and remediation, a process where isolation would be initiated immediately and require decades to complete.
The “Watch” reached out to a number of nationally known analysts and experts, familiar with the types and levels of contamination which the Ratt has infected nearly all of his family and acquaintances with. Michael Avemotti stated, “I think the record of my comments has been very clear concerning the Red-face Ratt and I have been proven correct. For months I have been saying the Ratt is extremely toxic and anyone who has had anything to do with him in the last twenty years probably has been contaminated and is toxic as well. There’s no question in my opinion, the Feds have everything; The Ratt will be indicted and he will roll over on his family and everyone else. He fell into every trap they’ve set. And I don’t understand why he’s using a lawyer rated low by his colleagues in the Martinsdale rating system. He’s losing at checkers while the Feds are playing three dimensional chess. He’s probably going away for a very long time.”
Even Fox News, the Sean weighed in on the situation. He opined, “I’ve had a seat at the political news table for many decades. I’ve seen all manner of people and their activities. However, I’ve never seen anything this big or this far reaching. The Ratt is the most Toxic entity I’ve ever observed and White Springs must be decontaminated.”
EPA’s Office of Pollution Prevention and Toxics’ Super Fund Staff are working on plans to help clean-up White Springs, including all Ratt infestations. However, they need your support and help locating whatever possible toxic
C o l l e a g u e , like Druggie Lapdog “Just keep paying me” Tebow, Mindless “Splain it to me” Tanja, Suck-up “I’m your boy” Lofty, “Cousin” Pam “the Embezzler“, “Cousin” Andrew “the Evidence Destroyer and Soap Opera Watcher” and “Cousin” Steve “the Flip[Flop Conflict of Interest Man”,
L o c a t i o n like the Ratt lair, Town Hall, Daddy Bob’s Hunting Lodge, the Nepotism Offices and
A c t i v i t y like nepotism, embezzlement, retaliation, pedophilia, nepiophilia ephebophilia, drugs, bribes, fraud and other corrupt activities.
Make your way to Jacksonville or get on your phone and place a call to the FBI office in Jacksonville (904) 248-7000. Special Agent in Charge, Charles P. Spencer is waiting to help with the toxic clean-up.
Don’t become Contaminated by the Ratt. It’s Day 101 and the Red-face Ratt hasn’t resigned yet. The Rhatt Pack Watch continues!