The RHATT Pack Watch Day 96

JORNAL NEWS by Vasco SoaresThe RHATT Pack Watch#

Day 96

Today is Wednesday, July 25th, Day 96 of the Rhatt Pack Watch.

As you are aware, the Red-face Ratt does not like Sunshine on any of his nefarious activities.  He slithers in and out of Town in the dark of night, abruptly departs Town’ functions, meets covertly with the Druggie Lapdog “Just keep paying me” Tebow, Mindless “Splain it to me” Tanja,  and Suck-up “I’m your boy” Lofty and now the Ratt appears to be buying off the press.

Yes, that’s right!  The Ratt, now under investigation for embezzlement of Town of White Springs funds and other unethical behavior and corrupt activities regarding the Town’s budget and operations, wants to change the narrative.  What better way to do that than to cut a deal with the media.  And this is exactly what appears to have happened. 

Whether the Ratt has purchased a controlling interest in the Jasper News, or not, is currently unknown.  However, what is known is apparently the Jasper News has become the “Ratt-wing” outlet for fake news.  The Jasper News, particularly reporter Jessie Box, appears to be only able to report positive news about the Ratt.  By the way, is she a “Cousin”?  The Jasper News seems incapable and/or unwilling to pursue and report on information about the myriad of Ratt ethics violations that have been reported to the Commission on Ethics or the Ratt embezzlement of well over $100,000 from Town of White Springs funds or any other nefarious Ratt activities that have been reported to law enforcement.

There was a time when the Jasper News provided a useful publication with unbiased insight in all manner of activities throughout Hamilton County.  Unfortunately, recently that objectivity has vanished from the Jasper News and with the loss of objectivity, apparently the News’ readership has decline also. 

What plans does the Ratt have for the Jasper News?  Will the Jasper News devolve solely into an advertising rag for the Ratt?  Will it withdraw its meager circulation from Hamilton County?  It’s already begun its transition to Suwannee County News.  Is there any hope for the future of the Jasper News?  Is there any possibility that someone could wrestle control from the Rat-wing advocates and restore objectivity to the Jasper News, or is that a bridge too far?  Could the Jasper News cease to exist?  And what will happen to reporter Box when the Jasper News is no more?  What publication would want a reporter who’s sole interest is the fake Ratt news?   What fate lies ahead for Jasper News Reporter?  Could they be relegated to the boneyard of obsolete Fake News-ers for all eternity?  And what will the Ratt do?  So many questions and so few answers.

Yes, White Springs and Hamilton County, you too have a role to play regarding the objectivity of Jasper News.  Demand they report without bias, or withhold your purchases of the Jasper News until they change.

Additionally, you can make an impact on the Jasper News’ reporting by providing information and insight to them about the Ratt’s, his druggie Lapdog’s and the “Gang of Three’s” nefarious activities.  Invite the News to your street to see the potholes the Ratt is not repairing, or let the News know when Cousin Andrew is watching a soap opera instead of working, or alert them when Fire Chief Cousin Steve is standing around in his shorts and flip-flops while your house burns to the Ground.  


Then again, you could help rid the Town of nepotism, embezzlement, retaliation, pedophilia, nepiophilia, ephebophilia, drugs, bribes fraud and other corrupt activities.  Get involved!  Recall two members of the “Gang of Three” And if the Jasper News continues as they have, ignoring the nefarious activities of the Ratt, help the folks at the FBI office in Jacksonville (904) 248-7000 obtain the information needed to put the Ratt, the Lapdog and other criminals away.


Never be Alone Near the Ratt.  It’s Day 96 and the Red-face Ratt hasn’t resigned yet.  The Rhatt Pack Watch continues.

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