You can’t make this stuff up. These are only a few which welcomed me (Karin) to White Springs; There were at least 1,000 we provided to the State’s Attorney and the Sheriff

 

Comment:

Joe,
There is no doubt the Berry is Super Man. But after his ordeal with the FWC cover up, his days may be numbered anyways. I do not live or work for White Springs, but have known his over 20 years. I live very close to town and do a lot of business in town ( what little there is to do). Just FYI, He was fired from High Springs Police for failing a drug test within a month of starting (cocaine).

Comment:

Our lady camels are very displeased with Mr. Griffin for his very rude attacks on the Mayor.  Ladies, ladies, remember the source, I am sure the Mayor does.  Having said that, I am surprised that Mrs. Griffin has not attempted to influence his ungentlemanly behavior, I hear that she is  a nice and cultured lady

You have NEVER won: not one suit, almost lost your house, went to jail, lost to Moore, lost the elections, lost your friend that you thought you had (NOT), never had the African American community, have never proven your degrees or your citations, lost to the camels, lost to Superman and on and on… you are a true loser..you win only in yopur sick head.

Comment:

Is this the same Mike Harris that slapped you around? A short little guy older that you. smaller than you, thinner than you? Is that why you only attack women?

Comment:

YOU LOST All the suits you brought against the town and claimed victory, YOU LOST several thousand dollars and claimed the town lost, Townsend is still free therefore,YOU LOST, YOU LOST to Tom Moore and you claim victory, YOU LOST the election and you said that it was because it was the largest turnout ever: YES, BECAUSE YOU WERE RUNNING AND THE PEOPLE DIDN’T WANT YOU, LOSER. WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO LEARN THAT YOU AND THAT PERSON YOU MARRIED ARE LOSERS?

Comment:

That is VERY old. Like you and the person you live with, totally out of date, out of touch with reality, dumb and demented. Stay on your pills and maybe some day somebody might enjoy your blog. So far it is only used for amusing entertainment. For that it is good.

Comment:

You two are not only losers, you are envious of everybody in this town that wont talk to you. The Moores whooped your fat asses. You can’t write a reasonable sentence unless you use ten times as many words as necessary and Joe is a coward that only threatens women. Wake up lady you are going to be sued and you are gonna lose even your goat.

Comment:

Let us analyze the situation:

Here we have a fat woman that looks like a man, who claims to be a writer but can’t write a cohesive and well structured sentence that makes sense let alone a paragraph, her dissertations are not only incorrectly written but full of lies and hate and so long and repetitious that no one that has read one will read another.

The question is why. Simple: jealousy and envy. Her husband is cognitively impaired, a drug addict who can’t deal with reality and lives in a world of fantasies and lies, a first class racist who hates everybody and constantly has to build his low self-esteem by lying about his accomplishments, who is a closet homosexual thus his homophobia. His and her nemesis is a very good looking lady with a great body, successful and highly educated, elected by her peers to lead her town who has been successful in accomplishing what no one has before in the town. She is married to another successful professional who made a lot of money in his career and who supports her in her leadership role. These two successful and attractive people, are the complete opposite of the Town Idiot and his wife. Thus the envy and the hate.

Comment:
The WHITE SPRINGS SATIRIST does not agree with many of what the Mayor and the Town Council do but we support positive actions not the negativism and constant attacks of the Town Idiots.

Comment:

How can a self admitted and legally proven liar and corrupt individual clean the corruption? What corruption? That which only he imagines? That which he has accused people of but NEVER proven? That which the Griffin lies about to try to get elected? Hypocrites and liars.

Oh, boy. At least with Joe we knew that a few words, fairly well written would suffice. With the Grifette we have to read and read and read and get the same insults to the envied powers that be. Oh, wait a minute, how do we know it’s the Grifette and not Joe himself just using a lot of meaningless and poorly used words? Oh, well

Comment:

“Don’t be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything.”

Your a moron idiot!

Comment:

Ms. Griffin, your quarter half is the one obsessed: gays, pedophiles, corrupt politicians, blacks that wont vote for him, 119’s, the mayor, her husband, anything or anybody that is successful an/or good looking, envy, hate, camels, and the list goes on and on. He has CORRUPTED your brain, Karin, you used to be somewhat reasonable. Think about it, you tried to reason with him to no avail, one of us was there when you tried.

 

Comment:

If in your eyes the mayor is not lovely, have you looked at your wife? Besides crazy you must also be blind. That picture with the top hat and the expression that says “what am I getting into?” is to die laughing.

 

Comment:

As usual kissing butts, Joe…it did not work with the blacks, it did not work with Richard, it will not work with the judge…you complain so much about your detractors and you want to deny them their first amendment right but God forbid if somebody tries to deny yours. Again, as usual you are a hypocrite.

Comment:

I am positively mystycied and miffed. You all in the circles of bad value are a bunch of mystics that need gidance. My Gigi has traid to give you gidance while you have suwt it from external authorities. Well let me explain something to you, mysticism appeared first about 10,000 years ago, that is about the time that the Mesopotamians were fighting the Jews, my ancestors, and lost the battle because David was coreugous and threw the stone to the ugly giant’s head and then cut his heir and made him week.

But I digres mysticism was invented by Aristoteles to explain the death of his wife Medussa because it was rampant in the bicameral that evoked mystics from all over the world, even Amerindians and African Americans that did not drink or take drugs. That is so becose Aristoteles did not alow hard drinking and so many African Americans, specialy from White Springs and very specialy those that took my food and my handouts and then didn’t vote for Gigi, couldn’t make it into the mystic club. Anyhoos, mysticism in our minds is now used to guide ourselfes by integrating knowledge into the frontal lobe of the brain without having to use pils. OK, so Gigi and I have to take the little pils onse in a while but that is because we have not yet reached the nirvana of mysticism, BUT we are getting there, LOL.

Comment:

IF YOU ARE A MEMBER OF THE CIRCLE, I AM CERTAIN YOU REALLY ENJOYED THE MEMORIES.

 

SOME TOO NUMEROUS STILL REMAIN ON THE LATTER PART OF THE BLOG

 

 

ANONYMOUS CAN BE FOUND OUT WITH A COURT ORDER OR SIMPLY PUTTING THE GUTLESS WALLY WINDBAG ON THE STAND.

Since we are constantly being targeted, I had no idea there really were anonymous ways of writing e-mails without a trace…interesting. Yet if the camels are required, Walter knows there are nine and could be subpoenaed.

 

Comment:

POSTS ARE NOT ONE SIDED.

In Court it was stated I sent defamatory e-mails to forty people in town and it hurt them.  These forty include the town and their circle of friends so obviously another lie.   I am breaking my own rules to show you this is not one sided:

 

Comment:

HEY JOE AND SWAMPY, READ THE NEWS PUBLISHED TODAY: “Exciting news—our little town has been awarded a million dollar grant for the creation of a Veterans Memorial at the park—wonderful!!! Many thanks to Mayor Miller and others who had a vision for our town…and this will be a welcomed and beautiful addition…”
EAT YOUR HEART OUT, YOUR ENVY IS PALPABLE…WHAT DID YOU GET FOR THE TOWN OTHER THAN USELESS LAW SUITS THAT YOU LOST? UNFORTUNATELY IF YOU ARE REALLY A VETERAN YOU WILL HAVE TO BE INVITED TO THE PARK. AT LEAST THE OTHERS DON’T HAVE TO ASSOCIATE WITH YOU OR SWAMPY…WAIT, I FORGOT THEY DON’T NOW ANYWAY.

Comment:

A comment regarding “REPEAT LISTING”,

 

You are, of course, aware that the comments that some people make on your blog are then sent to a site that publishes them, thus everybody can see what people are saying to you without the need for you to publish them. In your blog today you really meant to say “largesse”, not largeness which although a noun, does not fit the content as well as largesse. As usual you, a supposedly professional writer, and the person you married, a truly gifted author of thousands of words that say very little, misuse the Queen’s language, what incompetent idiots! Why do you so envy these people? Is it because they are better than you? Is it because they really help the town? Could it be that they are a bit more sane than you and that person you married? Talk about obsession!

Comment:

Hispanics are Caucasians, you idiot, they are just not Anglo-Saxon. She does not seem anorexic its just that your wife has much more fat on her bones and you are now used to obese broads. By the way, what you write is harassment that threaten normal folks hopefully the judge will be a normal person and will see you for what you are, a bully that attacks women and is afraid of men.

My apologies to my fellow camels and specially to king Camel.  I know that you want to honor the request that we got from one of our honored readers that we don’t stir the idiot but I can’t help myself after reading the incomprehensibly stupid diatribe by the idiot’s lovely southern bride.

Comment:

Clark Kent is right:  HIDE THE PILLS!

Conservative?  No, the equally stupid and moronic woman is as much a racist as he is.  They thought they could fool the African American community with their “food” and “hand outs” and their completely dishonest promise of lowering the water bills.  Thirteen hundred (1300) words to say that the African Americans are a bunch of drunks, lazy, uneducated and dishonest folks?    Get your lazy husband off his fat butt, lady.  Get off your even fatter butt, lady.  Stop taking his pills.  Stop being a hypocrite. You and him honest?  In your drug-induced dreams, lady.

Comment:

Will they be “… be welcomed as highly as the Moore’s.” Lady,  the Moores (without the apostrophe, moron) and the Millers and the prices and the McKenzies and the Heaths and the Greenes as well as all the other honest citizens (black, white, latino, Jewish, Christian) of your town (I don’t live in White Springs) are highly welcome because they work hard, they are liberals or conservatives or independet but above all honest.  Something you and your husband are not.

 Comment:

Pretty Camel (today as angry as Angry Camel).

My apologies to my fellow camels and specially to king Camel.  I know that you want to honor the request that we got from one of our honored readers that we don’t stir the idiot but I can’t help myself after reading the incomprehensibly stupid diatribe by the idiot’s lovely southern bride.

Comment:

Clark Kent is right:  HIDE THE PILLS!

 

Subject: Scared Little Man

What a spineless human. What a coward. You have shown that you are the one who is in fact a gutless wonder. You pick and choose what you have answers for and what you do not.Had you won office, you would not have such a luxury or you would have been no better than the ones you criticize   Valid points and questions were made in both my mailings to you, yet you were too scared to put them up. That only proves to me and others that you have no answers. It proves that when someone has facts that you cannot fight, you cower and cover it up. My circle of friends and I had great days Saturday and Sunday speaking with the people of White Springs. So great that we feel our work in securing your defeat is done. Many had already formed their opinion on you and were easy to sway. Those who had no opinion quickly formulated a negative one after showing them our flyers and speaking to them face to face. In our fight against your “Campaign of Criticism” Saturday and Sunday, after showing residents your vile words from your blog, we gave them your blog website so they could see for themselves. In addition to doing this, we told them to notice that none of my mailings withdrawing our support would be there. I have received many phone calls this morning from residents who went to the blog and observed for themselves. In us being correct, it proved to them that our encouragement not to vote for you was sound advice. They said that if my circle of friends and I could predict you not posting my comments, we must know you and your strategies well. Well Joe, we do know your strategies well and we do know you. Again with your help, we are maintaining the status quo in securing another town victory and another Joe defeat. In the words of a Marine who I feel sure mirrors your career in the military, Gomer Pyle,  Thank you, Thank you, Thank you. Your contribution to your demise is greatly appreciated and we ask that you keep up the good work.

Comment:                                                                              Good Day Sir,
Why do you think it was the largest turnout? Idiot. It was to hand you your fat ass and your wife’s fatter ass

Comment:

 

Subject: It is done

“…AND THERE CAME A GREAT VOICE OUT OF THE TEMPLE OH HEAVEN, FROM THE THRONE, SAYING,IT IS DONE.”

Revelation 16:17 (King James Version)

 

Blasphemy has been defeated

Paranoia has been defeated

Misinformation has been defeated

Exaggeration has been defeated

Slanderous attacks have been defeated

Malfeasance has been defeated

Dishonesty has been defeated

Racism has been defeated

Belligerence has been defeated

Self-aggrandizing has been defeated

Misplaced narcissism has been defeated

Vulgarity has been defeated

Cowardice has been defeated

Schadenfreude has been defeated

Bitterness has been defeated

Even complicity has been defeated and

finally, insanity and lying have been soundly trounced!

 

Will it continue?  Most likely.  Sociopathic bullies do not learn their lessons and will always blame others for their shortcomings and, boy, does he have shortcomings.

 

His type will continue because he cannot help himself, it is pathological.  To further exacerbate the problem when those around him either misguidedly encourage him like his close friends and relatives do,  or use him like it was blatantly done recently by another individual, they feel empowered and further lose track of reality.

 

Let this be a lesson to those who used him and plan to run for office.

 

At least now it is documented that he is neither liked nor, worse yet, respected by the vast majority of a town and a people that cannot be bullied nor bought.

 

Congratulations good people of White Springs.

Comment:

For all the wonderful and hard working camels and our dear honorary camel and honored friend Clark Kent,

 

King Camel

Comment:

 

YOU LOST All the suits you brought against the town and claimed victory, YOU LOST several thousand dollars and claimed the town lost, Townsend is still free therefore,YOU LOST, YOU LOST to Tom Moore and you claim victory, YOU LOST the election and you said that it was because it was the largest turnout ever: YES, BECAUSE YOU WERE RUNNING AND THE PEOPLE DIDN’T WANT YOU, LOSER. WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO LEARN THAT YOU AND THAT PERSON YOU MARRIED ARE LOSERS?

From: Clark Kent

To: joe griffin

Subject: Joey

Your Fucked Josephine. Just like the election, you will lose.
Super Sure

Comment:

And if you doubt me just count the ballots again. I predicted and made sure you would lose and you lost. And now I predict you will lose again. And you shall.

 

Comment:

Why do you think it was the largest turnout? Idiot. It was to hand you your fat ass and your wife’s fatter ass

Comment:

the brain without having to use pils.  OK, so Gigi and I have to take the little pils onse in a while but that is because we have not yet reached the nirvana of mysticism,  BUT we are getting there, LOL.

Now, the mayor and her retinee of butt kissers have all lost the increrasing value of the varius imaginary higher coses.  I know this becus when I take gigi’s pils and read those higher value books, I can see the mystic fog raising rite before my eyes.

And I want you to know that my Gigig didn’t really want to run, he wanted somebody else but that guy was probably too hi or drunk because he didn’t want to run that Gigi then had to run but since he didn’t really want to run he didn’t put to much efort into the campain.  See he coulda gone from house to house like those other to did, and he coulda printed propaganda like those other to did and he coulda have a barbeq at the hardwere store like those other to did and he coulda pass out delicius food and talked to the people like those other to did and he could give people old metal from the jeep that those bad boys burned like those other to did and he coulds given handouts like those other to did.  But no, NO, my Gigi just trusted that his friends would just know about him and his wonderful plans to lower the water bills and hire new firemen and let the doggies poop where they wanted and run free like our goat used to do before those really bad boys poisoned her.  And my Gigi was going to fire the new guy and hire hisself as Mager and then hire me as Clerk and we would have been the first cople of White Springs like the Moore’s are or is the Pierce’s or maybe the McDaniel’s or NO, NO it is the Miller’s.

For now I leave you all with the thought of using the conflagration af the mystic valued people.

Comment:

2115 HOURS, 4 MAY, 2013

“GIGI, COULD I WRITE A PIECE IN YOUR BLOG?”

“OF COURSE SWAMPY.  WHAT DO YOU WANT TO SAY?  AND, PLEASE USE THE DICTIONARY AND SPELL CHECK, I AM TIRED OF THOSE CAMELS AND THE OTHERS THAT KEEP FINDING FAULT WITH YOUR WRITINGS…”

“OH, YES, MY LITTLE TREMBLING HERO, I WILL AND I WILL ALSO USE ALL THOSE WORDS THAT YOU TAUGHT ME THIS MORNING, YOU KNOW, ABOUT MYSTICS AND THINGS…”

“OK, OK, FLASHYQUAHILLY, BUT WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO WRITE ABOUT?”

“WELL, I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE THAT LIVE IN THIS HYPOCRITICAL TOWN THAT DON’T APPRECIATE YOU AND ARE MYSTICS AND…”

“YES, MY LOVELY SOUTHERN BRIDE, I LIKE IT WHEN YOU AND MY OTHER TWO  FRIENDS DEFEND ME AND DESTROY ALL MY DETRACTORS AND ALL THOSE PEDOPHILES AND ALL THOSE DRUNKEN BLACKS THAT ATE YOUR FOOD AND DIDN’T VOTE FOR ME AND  THAT HORRIBLE WOMAN AND THE TENNIS PEOPLE AND THE CITY CIRCLERS AND THE HANDSOME FIRE FIGHTER THAT YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON AND…”

“YES, YES, GIGI, I WILL DESTROY THEM.”

Comment:

“GIUSEPPE, GIUSEPPE, MY LITTLE BUTTER BALL, I JUST FINISHED MY BLOG AND POSTED IT UNDER YOUR NAME.  THAT WILL FOOL THEM, SPECIALLY THAT HORRIBLE WOMAN  THEY WILL THINK YOU WROTE IT AND, YOU KNOW…”

 

“OK BY BELOVED SWAMP APEY, WHAT DID YOU WRITE ABOUT?”

 

“OH, GIGI, MY TREMBLING HANDSOME, GOAT-LOVING FIRECRACKER, I WROTE ABOUT THE CHEATING MYSTICS OF WHITE SPRINGS, I USED ALL THE BIG WORDS THAT YOU TAUGHT ME THIS MORNING LIKE ‘STRIPPING LAYERS OF RATIONALIZATION’ AND’ CONTEXTUALLY’, AND I TOLD THEM THAT YOU ARE A ‘VALUE PRODUCER’  WHATEVER THAT IS AND I TOLD THEM THAT YOU ‘COMPETITIVELY PRODUCE VALUES’ BUT GIGI, MY LOVE, I HAD TO USE SPELL CHECK ALL THE TIME AND I DON’T REALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT IT ALL MEANS AND…”

 

“OK, STOP, MY LITTLE SHIKSA, LET ME THINK…WHERE DID YOU HIDE MY PILLS?”

 

…TO BE CONTINUED…

Comment:

 

Subject: THE WUSS ENDORSES GRIFFIN

WHITES UNITED SUPREMACY SOCIETY

 

The WHITES UNITED SUPREMACY SOCIETY have the pleasure of endorsing Joe Griffin for Town Council!

Here is the proof of his adherence to the highest standards of white purity:

His goats are all registered white special blood lines.
He accuses MLK of bedding white women.
He didn’t support Obama in a town where most did.
He didn’t support and greatly dissed the Loftons.

We are very proud of him because he is trying to infiltrate the African American community by claiming non-racists leanings.  Go Joey, we have your back…

Comment:

 

What a spineless human. What a coward. You have shown that you are the one who is in fact a gutless wonder. You pick and choose what you have answers for and what you do not.Had you won office, you would not have such a luxury or you would have been no better than the ones you criticize   Valid points and questions were made in both my mailings to you, yet you were too scared to put them up. That only proves to me and others that you have no answers. It proves that when someone has facts that you cannot fight, you cower and cover it up. My circle of friends and I had great days Saturday and Sunday speaking with the people of White Springs. So great that we feel our work in securing your defeat is done. Many had already formed their opinion on you and were easy to sway. Those who had no opinion quickly formulated a negative one after showing them our flyers and speaking to them face to face. In our fight against your “Campaign of Criticism” Saturday and Sunday, after showing residents your vile words from your blog, we gave them your blog website so they could see for themselves. In addition to doing this, we told them to notice that none of my mailings withdrawing our support would be there. I have received many phone calls this morning from residents who went to the blog and observed for themselves. In us being correct, it proved to them that our encouragement not to vote for you was sound advice. They said that if my circle of friends and I could predict you not posting my comments, we must know you and your strategies well. Well Joe, we do know your strategies well and we do know you. Again with your help, we are maintaining the status quo in securing another town victory and another Joe defeat. In the words of a Marine who I feel sure mirrors your career in the military, Gomer Pyle,  Thank you, Thank you, Thank you. Your contribution to your demise is greatly appreciated and we ask that you keep up the good work.

Good Day Sir,
The Circle

Comment:

The  COPS  ENDORSE JOEY FOR TOWN COUNCIL

 

The CORRUPT OFFICIALS POLITICAL SOCIETY (COPS) proudly endorses Joey, we call him “Sue’em” for the Town Council of White Springs, Florida.

Sue’em has been nominated for the coveted CHARLES PONZI  award several times and has only lost to the greatest schemers like Madoff, Bennett, Payne and Young.  However, he won the prestigious BERNIE MADOFF award in 2012 and placed second in 2011.

His ability to scheme about his disability and about volunteering  makes us proud. Nobody can play the honest citizen  while doing what he does so well and still accuse others of corruption.  We love you Joey, you are the true standard bearer of our proud organization.

We heartily endorse Sue’em and hope to further connect with him and his soon to be new Town Clerk whom he is now connecting with instead of his goats.

We want to also remind the voters of White Springs and environs that we accept checks and money orders and promise to double your deposits in less than six weeks.  That is a solemn PROMISE.

 

Oh, before we forget, to the good folks that take food from the HOPE Pantry and cook it at the wakes and to those who hide the best in the back room and later take it home, we are sooo proud of you too. We are sooo happy that Joey, who proudly volunteers with you, is your role model and guiding light. Keep it up, nobody knows about it.

 

Oh, another thing, we have been working with Joey now for some time and we promise you that we have come up with a great scheme about the water problem: we are going to have the townPAY YOU for using water. WE AND JOEY PROMISE YOU!!!

Finally we ask you to reply to this email if you want to be deleted from our mailing list.  However, you might miss a great opportunity to greatly enhance your bank account.  All checks can be mailed to Joey, we trust him (wink, wink).

 

Comment:

 

Subject: MR. GRIFFON GOES TO HEAVEN DENOUEMENT (THE END)

This is the last chapter of MR. GRIFFON GOES TO HEAVEN and the writers would like to add a final word.  Go girls.

We (the two camels that wrote the story) are very grateful to:

King Camel for providing leadership to the Club and to us in                      particular.
Wise Camel for your wonderful comments and editing.
Silent Camel for designing the clues to lead Mr. Griffon to our                 identity.  You were right he never got it.
Laughing Camel for your wonderful research on the characters and         for leading us to  great humor, you are the best!


I also want to thank all the camels that helped the writers and specially Laughing Camel, his humor is formidable and his research is without equal.
Comment:

Well, lets see: Joe lost in excess of 20 suits, went to jail for not paying up, lost his job selling insurance, claims citations and degrees he does not have, he lost the injunction, he lost the elections, he lost his trailer, he lost his friends and we can continue forever and ever. How does that make you and him winners? You are both certified losers and the only thing you have not lost is the excess weight you carry

Comment:

Vigilante Joe establishes himself as not only an English expert but also as the protector of the Town from pedophiles.

THANK YOU, VIGILANTE JOE!

We all welcome knowing that our town is polluted by pedophiles and other miscreants and that our crime rate is so bad that Vigilante Joe and his “loyal readers” must arm themselves to protect us from imminent danger. Let us trust Vigilante Joe and not the established law enforcement folks. LOL.

THANK YOU, VIGILANTE JOE!

However, Vigilante Joe, your analysis of the paragraph by our esteemed Mayor is wrong. Normal people that read it understand it even if they don’t agree with the content, which we don’t. But, Vigilante Joe, it is well written whereas your long and useless diatribe breaks several rules (LEARNED IN 4TH. AND 5TH. GRADE, BY THE WAY, LIKE DO NOT END A SENTENCE WITH A PREPOSITION LIKE YOU DID AT LEAST TWICE). This shows immense lack of the depth in your writing ability. When you were a Public Information “Officer” you must’ve had a great editor. Maybe a real officer, commissioned that is.

SHAME ON YOU, VIGILANTE JOE!

Back to the crime rate. All kidding aside, your information is valuable but two things escape us. First neither your nemesis nor the guy that runs the hardware store have been convicted! What does that do your allegations? Last we heard, you are innocent until proven guilty. Unless, of course you are the arbiter of justice and can ignore the law (like you did when trying to run for the City Council, remember that, loser?). Second, as is your perennially negative style, you never provide a reasonable solution or alternative, you simply provide negativism. You are a loser, Vigilante Joe.

Comment:
A comment regarding “A FORGOTTEN THOUGHT…”, a post

Comment:

“Over fourteen hundred words to say: I know nothing about the water/sewer situation; Joey is great and the salvation of the town; I feed the poor blacks in town but only because I am good, not because I want them to vote for Joey next time; I love the attorney and the judge that made us eat our words, not because we are losers but because we may have to see them in court again.”

Comment:

“…Councilman Butler…” and “…president…”

Did you mean Bullard and precedent?

Too many pills, too many pills

Comment:

It is obvious that you two think that people that read your blog are stupid and believe everything you say but this time you have gone too far. How can you think that after reading all the lengthy diatribes that Mrs. Griffin constantly writes to say you two are great we are going to think that this totally stupid piece that self describes is written by anybody other than the now famous wonder woman or flashy or any of the pseudonyms you have previously used? You two are so pitiful!

Comment:
“GIGI, COULD I WRITE A PIECE IN YOUR BLOG?”

“OF COURSE SWAMPY.  WHAT DO YOU WANT TO SAY?  AND, PLEASE USE THE DICTIONARY AND SPELL CHECK, I AM TIRED OF THOSE CAMELS AND THE OTHERS THAT KEEP FINDING FAULT WITH YOUR WRITINGS…”

“OH, YES, MY LITTLE TREMBLING HERO, I WILL AND I WILL ALSO USE ALL THOSE WORDS THAT YOU TAUGHT ME THIS MORNING, YOU KNOW, ABOUT MYSTICS AND THINGS…”

“OK, OK, FLASHYQUAHILLY, BUT WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO WRITE ABOUT?”

“WELL, I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE THAT LIVE IN THIS HYPOCRITICAL TOWN THAT DON’T APPRECIATE YOU AND ARE MYSTICS AND…”

“YES, MY LOVELY SOUTHERN BRIDE, I LIKE IT WHEN YOU AND MY OTHER TWO  FRIENDS DEFEND ME AND DESTROY ALL MY DETRACTORS AND ALL THOSE PEDOPHILES AND ALL THOSE DRUNKEN BLACKS THAT ATE YOUR FOOD AND DIDN’T VOTE FOR ME AND  THAT HORRIBLE WOMAN AND THE TENNIS PEOPLE AND THE CITY CIRCLERS AND THE HANDSOME FIRE FIGHTER THAT YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON AND…”

“YES, YES, GIGI, I WILL DESTROY THEM.”

Comment:

“GIUSEPPE, GIUSEPPE, MY LITTLE BUTTER BALL, I JUST FINISHED MY BLOG AND POSTED IT UNDER YOUR NAME.  THAT WILL FOOL THEM, SPECIALLY THAT HORRIBLEWOMAN  THEY WILL THINK YOU WROTE IT AND, YOU KNOW…”

 

“OK BY BELOVED SWAMP APEY, WHAT DID YOU WRITE ABOUT?”

 

“OH, GIGI, MY TREMBLING HANDSOME, GOAT-LOVING FIRECRACKER, I WROTE ABOUT THE CHEATING MYSTICS OF WHITE SPRINGS, I USED ALL THE BIG WORDS THAT YOU TAUGHT ME THIS MORNING LIKE ‘STRIPPING LAYERS OF RATIONALIZATION’ AND’ CONTEXTUALLY’, AND I TOLD THEM THAT YOU ARE A ‘VALUE PRODUCER’  WHATEVER THAT IS AND I TOLD THEM THAT YOU ‘COMPETITIVELY PRODUCE VALUES’ BUT GIGI, MY LOVE, I HAD TO USE SPELL CHECK ALL THE TIME AND I DON’T REALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT IT ALL MEANS AND…”

 

“OK, STOP, MY LITTLE SHIKSA, LET ME THINK…WHERE DID YOU HIDE MY PILLS?”

 

…TO BE CONTINUED…

Comment:

 

“Joey, my beautiful aeronautical engineer”
“Yes, my beloved wonder flasher?”
“Why are you so obsessed with this whole water thingy?”
“Because the corrupt town council lead by that awful woman and her husband and Jimmy Valkenshein and the corrupt reverend that stole my trailer and the windy guy and the silent woman and the abobaphile firemen and Clark Kent and…”
“Stop it, my dear trembling saviour of vise a vise, I know that they are all corrupt you have said so many times…”
“Shut up, bleh chef, I am thinking about the water and sewer…”
“Don’t shut me up, you goat herder…”
“What, you too are attacking this bearded ace pilot?”
“You started it by shutting me up, we Wyomite cowgirls don’t take kindly to being shut up by some loser…”
“You are violating Florida statute 180.69 which says that you must give four days advance notice in writing in English, Spanish, Serbo-Croatian and Creole, that you are going to call me a loser…”
“Joey all I wanted to ask is if all those corrupt officials have violated all the statues that you are blogging about, how come the authorities in the county or the state haven’t arrested the lot?”
“First it is not statues, you are not Yea or any of those uneducated detractors, you are a published (even if self) author with great reviews (even if the reviewers were me and your besty) it’s statute, second I don’t think that the word blogging is correct but I will let you use it since it does convey a meaningful message which you have a hard time doing under normal circumstances..”
“Joey, my beloved talkathoner, you call that guy that writes for the Halminton News a wind bag? And FYI blogging is accepted by…”
“Enough, BSB, I am glad that you have learned to use spell check. To answer your question, my dear Medusa, that awful woman, her husband, Townman the pedophile, the aboberphile fireman the camels, all the black folks that didn’t vote for me, Superman, Ironman, Yea, the culted fire fighters that worship Thor, Anominous and the guy that stole my trailer have corrupted the county and state officials to let them get away with violating statute 180.1574 sub-paragraph 987654321.5. That is why. Furthermore I have about eighty four complaints about the town council but I will blog only eight today because I can’t remember the other seventy two…”
“But, Giuseppe, eighty four minus eight is not seventy two, its seventy six and culted is not a word and it’s not anominous it’s anonymous and who is Thor?”

 

Comment:

WELCOME TO DELUSIONS R US . We are having a sale on “Fat Chances” on isle 5……. Its the fat chance that Mr. Farley is actually going to take advice from Admiral Photoshop. Its not even a fat chance. Its just not going to happen. From the report I received,  Mr. Farley was clearly the better candidate for the job of Town Manager. He was professional in waiting outside until Admiral Tootmyownhorn concluded his wasting the Mayor’s time and lovin e’m, he spoke loud and clear so everyone in the room could hear his answers and comments, he was brief and to the point in his answers, he dressed the part in a pair of slacks, a shirt and an open jacket and he was liked before he even walked in the room because he has not attacked any and everyone in town. Why the Grifter and the black hatted one even showed up is still a mystery. Maybe it was date night. In my opinion, the interview that The Grifter was allowed was only to kill time until Mr. Marshall arrived. Well, that and I think the counsil wanted to respect the fact that The Grifter took time out for his monthly hosing down and he choose to walk i on his own two hooves .. Imagine being up there interviewing Admiral Nottachance and that wondering eye lookin back at you. How could anyone tell who he was talking to? As reported to me, Mr Griffin was asked about various agencies and his dealings with said agencies. Grifter gave a somewhat less than intelligent definition of the agencies duties but had no official dealings with any of the agencies. When asked about the EPA, Griffy responded “Love E’m….. Really?? Love e’m ? Its like they asked Griffy what he did to his fellow seaman while at sea. Love e’m. In no way is Mr. Soreloser remotely qualified to lead anything more than his registered goat around town by a leash and  I feel sure if able to speak, the goat would beg to differ. He starved the first one and it ended up as worm food. The water is fine, the government is open, yards in violation? Have ya stood on Mill St. and looked at your eyesore. Not the Troll idiot, your yard. The Fire Department..Griffy, you do realize that it is an all Volunteer Department right? V-O-L-U-N-T-E-E-R…That means if they are in town and hear the call, they respond. If not,you wait and wait and wait and wait. Honesty..Degree’s, jobs that are way over your intelligence level, medal, planes, saying the Troll is not a man,any meaningful accomplishment in life. All of which you have lied about to the extent of photo shopping wings on your uniform. Honesty? Really Joey?

All meetings at Town Hall are with the lights turned on from what I am told. Your the only one in the dark. The council is in proper working order. Fact and Point. Your not the Town Manager. Case closed. The Charter School..Your hatred of education is understandable considering your a moron. Anyone who can recite the ABC’s is a threat to you. I have tried to keep this professional but am sure I have failed in the eyes of Admiral Censor. Alas my many subscribers will enjoy yet another offering from……get ready for it, get ready, are ya ready for it……..SUPER CAMEL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That’s right ladies and Troll’s. I have been inducted as an anonymous member of the Camel Club. No greater honor has ever been bestowed on me. Thank you fellow Humps for the honor you have bestowed. Whats that you say? The registered Koala needs a haircut? Then i’m off !!!! Hump, Hump and Away !!!!!!

 

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