The RHATT Watch
Today is Monday, June 4th Day 40 of the Rhatt Watch. For over a month now, local sightings of the Red-face Ratt and his obedient Lapdog have been few and far between. When sightings do occur related to Town activities, the Ratt and the Lapdog, tend to rush in at the last moment, speed through the activity and flee as soon as possible. Just ask witnesses who observed the last two Rhatt Races . In each case, audience members risked life and limb trying to get out of the way of the stampede. Similar behavior has been reported in other venues, like Jasper. The Ratt and the Lapdog don’t like sunshine. And lately, there’s been plenty of sunshine and lots more to come concerning their and others activities. The nice thing about sunshine is it tends to be a great disinfectant. White Springs has this nightmarish Town Administration plague that needs to be contained and eradicated. Sunshine is part of the cure. Simply, it means ensuring that every individual involved with the White Springs Town Administration and every activity undertaken by them are subjected to internet scrutiny by the residents of the Town. But back to the Ratt whereabouts, several wildlife enthusiasts have reported that motion activated cameras have picked up the Ratt slithering along in the dead of night. Consideration is being given to expanding the number and locations of motion activated wildlife cameras both in and around White Springs. No information currently is available on the location of the existing cameras or whether they might b streamed online so that everyone could watch the Ratt’s slithering. Think about it. “The Ratt Cam” Even better, the White Springs Police Department has a number of body cameras. Maybe the Ratt can be convinced to wear a streaming body camera. “WaLa”, a Ratt Cam” also. Who knows what we might be able to watch live. Streaming broadcasts of crime and corruption; what an opportunity for the Ratt. Maybe the Ratt will audition for PD Live. If that doesn’t work out and he’s a guest of the State or the Feds, he could stream live from his cell.
There’s a ton of speculation around town concerning who has been providing documents and other materials to the Feds. Most people believe that whoever is working with the Feds must have access to records in Town Hal. Two individuals high on the list are the Lapdog and Cousin Pam. However, by no means are they the only potential sources. Illicit activities have been ongoing for so long in White Springs, that almost anyone could have been making audio and/or video recordings, writing descriptions and memorializing information, or collecting other materials for years. The Ratt would have to be aware of the risks these materials could bring to himself. He may be holed-up trying to put a potential defense together. Or, he may be putting information together concerning others to trade with the Feds. Right now, no one can be certain. The Ratt is making himself scarce and holding his cards close.
We know the Feds are coming as soon as they finish tying up loose ends. It could be tomorrow, or it could take months. Kinda depends on how many illicit activities, like pedophilia, nepiophilia, ephebophilia, drugs, bribes and fraud to mention a few. They have uncovered and how many conspirators they have ensnared. If you are potentially on the Fed’s list, you need to do a quick analysis of what’s in your best interests; talk now on your terms, or talk later on the FBI’s terms. When it’s too late, it’s too late and there will be no good option. And if anyone rolls on you first, it’ll be too late. Best guestimate is the Ratt and the Lapdog could see thirty-five years. If you don’t want to be with them, you need to call the FBI office in Jacksonville (904) 248-7000 sooner rather than later.
Don’t let your guard Down! It’s Day 40 and the Red-face Ratt hasn’t resigned yet. The Rhatt Watch continues.