The Night before elections

 

T’was the night before elections,
And all thru’ the town,
Tempers were flaring
Emotions ran up and down.

I, in my bathrobe
With a cat in my lap,
Had shut off the TV,
tired of political crap.

When all of a sudden,
There arose such a noise,
I peered out my window,
Saw Rhett and his boys

They had come for my wallet,
They wanted my pay
To hand out to others
Who had not worked a day!

He snatched up my money,
And quick as a wink,
Jumped back on his bandwagon
As I gagged from the stink.

He then rallied his henchmen
Who were pulling his cart.
I could tell they were out
To tear my Town apart!

‘On Stacy  on Lofty,
On Tonja and Willie!
On Tracy, on Andrew’
He screamed at the pairs!

They took off for his cause,
And as they flew out of sight,
I heard him laugh at voters
Who wouldn’t stand up and fight!

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