Some Lame Jokes for the Day

I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey but I turned myself around.


Went to the Air & Space Museum but there was nothing there.


Hold the door open for a clown.  It’s a nice jester.


The second mouse gets the cheese.


My reality check bounced.


All those who believe in Psychokinesis raise my hand


Between two evils, I always pick the one I’ve never tried.


I’m still hot.  It just comes in flashes now.


The first 5 days after the weekend are the hardest.


I child proofed my house but the kids still get in.


Ban Pre-shredded Cheese.  Make America Grate again.


If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.


The Past, Present & future walk into a bar.  It was Tense.


A Clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory


Does Seven days without meat make one week?



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