Some Lame Jokes for the Day

I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey but I turned myself around.

 

Went to the Air & Space Museum but there was nothing there.

 

Hold the door open for a clown.  It’s a nice jester.

 

The second mouse gets the cheese.

 

My reality check bounced.

 

All those who believe in Psychokinesis raise my hand

 

Between two evils, I always pick the one I’ve never tried.

 

I’m still hot.  It just comes in flashes now.

 

The first 5 days after the weekend are the hardest.

 

I child proofed my house but the kids still get in.

 

Ban Pre-shredded Cheese.  Make America Grate again.

 

If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.

 

The Past, Present & future walk into a bar.  It was Tense.

 

A Clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory

 

Does Seven days without meat make one week?

 

 

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