I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey but I turned myself around.
Went to the Air & Space Museum but there was nothing there.
Hold the door open for a clown. It’s a nice jester.
The second mouse gets the cheese.
My reality check bounced.
All those who believe in Psychokinesis raise my hand
Between two evils, I always pick the one I’ve never tried.
I’m still hot. It just comes in flashes now.
The first 5 days after the weekend are the hardest.
I child proofed my house but the kids still get in.
Ban Pre-shredded Cheese. Make America Grate again.
If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.
The Past, Present & future walk into a bar. It was Tense.
A Clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory
Does Seven days without meat make one week?