Rhett and Spencer in a Hot Air Balloon

It seems Rhett Bullard AND Spencer Lofton are in a hot-air balloon, lost and late for an appointment with the Judge Andrew Decker . They descend to ask Joe Griffin in his yellow Jeep for directions. Joe pulls out a GPS device and tells him exactly where he is.

“YOU MUST BE A CONSERVATIVE,” Rhett says. Joe asks how he knows that. The reply: “EVERYTHING YOU’VE TOLD ME IS TECHNICALLY CORRECT. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO MAKE OF YOUR INFORMATION, and the fact is, I’M STILL LOST. FRANKLY, YOU HAVEN’T BEEN VERY MUCH HELP SO FAR. 

Joe replies that THE BALLOON GUYS MUST BE LIBERALS. How does he know? … “YOU DON’T KNOW WHERE YOU’RE GOING OR WHERE YOU’VE BEEN. YOU’VE RISEN TO WHERE YOU ARE ON HOT AIR, and YOU MADE A PROMISE THAT YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO KEEP. NOW YOU EXPECT ME TO SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS. The fact is, YOU’RE IN THE SAME PLACE YOU WERE BEFORE WE MET and NOW IT’S MY FAULT!” 

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