Q: How many Democrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one, but it really gets screwed.
Q: What’s the difference between a Democrat and a prostitute?
A: The prostitute gives value for the money she takes.
Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?
A: They are experts in switching positions in front of a camera.
Q: How do you confuse a Liberal?
A: You don’t. They’re born that way
Q: How do democrats keep their breath fresh?
A: With Entitle-mints.