The RHATT Pack Watch
Today is Wednesday, April 3rd, Day 343 of the RHATT Pack Watch.
What’s with the White Springs Police Department lately? As we all know, the Red-face Ratt never wanted a Police Department any where in or near White Springs. So what do you do if, unlike you, the residents really wanted the safety and security that comes with a Real Police Department? If you’re the Ratt and you are in Power, you control the Police Department and you can change it.
Well, at first the Ratt thought about replacing all the officers with his “Cousins”. But there was an obvious problem with this approach. On their best day, not a single Ratt “Cousin” could pass the exam to get into the Police Academy, much less pass the courses to graduate from the Police Academy. Simply, there would never be a qualified “Cousin” who could serve as a Police Officer.
If the Ratt couldn’t take over the Police Department with his “Cousins”, he needed a different approach. He saw an opportunity when Chief Rodriquenz experienced health problems. He gave Rodriquenz a choice – No Police Department or a Fake Police Department. Under the No Police Department scenario, the Ratt planned to turn control over to Uncle Reed. Under the Fake Police Department, Chief Rodriquenz would have a Police Department, but it would be restricted to the outskirts of White Springs and to traffic duty. Under no circumstances would any White Springs Police Officer be allowed near, much less arrest, any of the Ratt’s dealer network or near any of his salacious activities at the Ratt’s lair. Rodriquenz sold her integrity. She capitulated to a Fake Police Department and assigned her officers to find bushes at the Town limits, where they could hide.
So what’s happened lately with the Fake Police Department? For one thing, Rodriquenz is rarely in Town. No one seems to know where she is, but it certainly has little to do with White Springs. For another thing, the Watch presumes the Fake Police Department is still assigned to traffic duty. But now, they don’t even bother to find bushes to hid behind. Everyone can see that the bushes are still there, but now there’s no White Springs Fake Police Department sitting behind them. On any given day, the White Springs Fake Police Department is sitting in driveways and parking lots in full view of the world. They couldn’t pick spots that were more obvious or more conspicuous if they wanted to.
If you’re driving north on US 41 coming into White Springs, keep an eye on the old Stukey’s place and then Family Traditions. Both are favorite parking spots on the South. Or, check out the Old Delegal Texaco station and the new S & S on the north side for their traffic duty. Generally they are sitting in parking lots and driveways. Looks like the bushes were just too much trouble. Oh, By the way; unless you’re doing something really outrageous, they probably are going to give you a pass. You know how much work it is to write a traffic ticket – hard, hard work.
You know folks, you have a say in what happens in White Springs. You get to elect the Town Council to represent you. And if it’s your desire, you can tell the Town Council that you want a Real White Springs Police Department. Do this by selecting Candidates in the April 23rd Town Council Election that support a real, not fake, Police Department and rebuilding all of the White Springs infrastructure.
There are three Candidates running for Town Council. One, Tom Moore, is highly qualified to serve. Two are members of the “Gang of Thugs”, Mindless “Splain it to me” Tanja has been there since the beginning and “Cousin” Natteal joined last year. Vote for Moore and a “Write In” of Anita Rivers, not a “Gang of Thugs” member and you’ll get what you want.