Some Trump jokes

Donald Trump has decided to take just $1 as his salary for the job of the President instead of the usual 400,000.

That man would do just about anything to avoid paying the taxes.

 

Donald Trump has announced that now he’s President he’s going to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese.

He wants to make America grate again

 

Obama, Hillary Clinton and Trump are standing at the throne of heaven. God looks at them and says, “Before granting you a place at my side, I must ask you what you have learned and what you believe in.”

God asks Obama first: “What do you believe?”

Obama thinks long and hard, looks God straight in the eye, and says, “I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my countrymen.”

God can’t help but see the essential goodness of Obama, and offers him a seat to his left.

Then God turns to Clinton and says, “And what do you believe?”

Clinton ponders for a while and then says, “I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life. Like Obama I believe in hard work. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I’ve always tried to be a true patriot and a loyal American.”

God is greatly moved by Clinton’s eloquence, and he offers her a seat to his right.

Finally, God turns to Trump and says, “And you, Donald, what do you believe?”

Trump replies, “I believe you’re in my seat.”

 

Donald Trump says to Mike Pence, “The less immigrants we allow in, the better.”

Pence says, “The fewer”.

Trump says, “I told you not to call me that yet.”

 

Donald Trump was asked if he knew any bible verses.

He replied, “Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day. Deport him and you don’t have to feed him again.”

Trump 20:17

 

 

What does the Secret Service say when Donald Trump gets shot at?

Donald! Duck!

 

What’s the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?

An orange has a thick skin.

 

Now that Donald Trump’s become president, I’m going to Mexico.

Not by choice though…

 

 

Love our POTUS but one has to admit, these are funny

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