The RHATT Pack Watch
Today is Monday, April 8th, Day 348 of the RHATT Pack Watch.
A couple of days after our meeting with the Wildlife Camera Crew, the “Watch” received a call from them requesting an urgent additional meeting. We agreed on a meeting for a second lunch at a Lake City restaurant.
Like anyone else, we were deeply curious concerning the reason behind the request for this meeting. We concluded the Wildlife Camera Crew must have captured something they believed would be of particular interest to the “Watch” But what photo or video would garner this level of urgency.
There were so many photos of “Cousin” Pam smoking, it couldn’t be about more of them. There were so many photos of the “Out of Towner” Lapdog “Just Keep Paying Me” Tebo arriving late or missing work, it couldn’t be about more of them. But they might have captured the Lapdog sleeping. There were so many photos of the lying “Illegal Alien Mini-Me Despot” Suck-up Lofty sucking up to the Ratt, it couldn’t be more of them. There were so many photos of 4th Graders explaining something to Mindless “Splain it to Me” Tanja, it couldn’t be about more of them. And then there were so many photos of the Red-face Ratt meeting with the “Cousins”, his “Gang of Thugs” members Mindless and the Illegal Alien, his Dealers, several young Fondlings, it couldn’t be more of them. But the Wildlife Camera Crew insisted it was urgent and we had to meet immediately.
What could be in the photos that was so urgent? Did they capture a little Putang being handed out between Town Hall love interests or was there some other sexual act being performed? We had no choice/ We needed to wait for the lunch meeting to find out.
Two agonizing days passed by. On the morning of the meeting day, we jumped in the car and drove off. We arrived at the intended destination a few minutes early. As we were taken to the table, we could see why all the urgency. All of the Wildlife Camera Crew and a very special surprise awaited. At the table we were introduced to Ran Howard. After some small talk, Howard pointed out that photos were rolling in every day. The Wildlife Camera Crew were capturing the types of photos they wanted and there were tons of them and with everything in place, many more were on the way.
Howard indicated that he wasn’t in town about photos and videos. He was confident that the Wildlife Camera Crew had handled everything very nicely. Howard said he was in town to talk withh us, the “Watch”. Howard started by indicating the photos are great, but they only reveal part of the story. He indicated that his production company needed help with the rest of the story. Specifically, he stated he wanted to have the best data and information available for his writers of the TV series. Would the “RhHATT Watch” be interested in and willing to work with his production company and his writers? Our writers need help. After more back and forth discussions, the “RHATT Watch” agreed to provide assistance in understanding the Ratt and his actions, his “Gang of Thugs” and his Lapdog. Howard agreed that his staff would be responsible for all of the writing. We worked out a process to exchange photos and videos with specific information requests and our return response.