The RHATT Pack Watch
Today is Tuesday, March 5th, Day 314 of the RHATT Pack Watch.
Looks like no Fire Marshall resignations, but the new shiny red Emergency Vehicle was supposedly returned (By the Way: The disgraced Fire Chief is hiding all the vehicles that’re missing) and no apology to Councilman McKenzie and no apology to Councilwoman Miller. So the “Watch” remains focused on this newsworthy story.
So what is it between the Red-face Ratt and “Cousin” Andrew that had warranted their continued abuse of White Springs’ assets. Now every one knows that “Cousin” Andrew saved “Cousin” Robert’s butt from many years in prison by working with “Cousin” Robert to locate the incriminating evidence and get it out of the Wastewater Treatment Plant before Chief Brookins or some other law enforcement officer could find it. Now you must admit that deserves some sort of thanks by the “Cousins”, but that shouldn’t necessarily be an expense borne by Town Residents. Then again, this could be another Anthony Wiener type activity. Yeah, it could be that “Cousin” Andrew and the Ratt exchanged selfies of their respective weenies, but apparently because of the “Watch” the continued resistance to returning the new shiny red Emergency Vehicle may have been brought back. There would seem to indicate there’s still more involved.
Is it possible when the Ratt’s computer or other digital storage devices, which were stolen, they may have contained one or more selfies from “Cousin” Andrew. That’s a possibility, tut there seems to be more going on than that. We know “Cousin” Andrew is bisexual. Are “Cousin” Andrew and the Ratt still having sexual relations? OK Cuz, did you, “Cousin Robert and the Ratt pluck each others’ “Magic Twanger”? Nobody’s criticizing. If that’s what turns you on, go for it. Consenting adults have a right to do their thing in the privacy of their bedrooms. If that’s your thing, it’s OK! However, selfie-ing and plucking are not valid reasons for you to have had Andrew using a White Springs Emergency Vehicle and Credit cards for two years. You can continue enjoying your sexual relations with the Ratt and / or other “Cousins, but you are not entitled to use the red emergency vehicle or any other Town vehicle and credit cards any longer.
“Cuz”, you might consider coming clean; that is really clean. You can just lay it all out there. You might start with all of the written emails and text messages between you, the Ratt, “Cousins” Robert and Steve and all of the other “Cousins”. When you finish with all of the written materials, you may want to post all of the selfies, pictures and other videos. Now this might be a little embarrassing, but you never know. It might get you additional sex partners.
In any event, you’ll feel a lot better when you get it over with. And if you plan to continue with your sexual relationship with the Ratt, put that out there so that it’s not hidden. And make certain that your other half has blessed the Relationship. You may make a few news cycles, but with everything out there, providing an actual resignation from the Fire Department, and make apologies since the Town’s vehicle was returned, and your newsworthiness should be greatly diminished. What do you say, “Cuz”? It’s worth a shot! Otherwise, “Cuz” you and your life are pretty much a newsworthy open book. And there’s so much to report on.
White Springs, bed you didn’t know how much of a Peyton Place this Town has been and is. Fire House Bordello and Drug Emporium, Wastewater Treatment Plant Brothel, and so much more all brought to you by the Ratt and the “Cousins”. It can remain that Way OR you can change it. If you want to clean up White Springs, begin by reporting all nepotism, pedophilia, nepiophilia, ephebophilia, drugs, bribes and other corruption to the FBI office in Jacksonville (904) 248-7000. Then recruit and support TWO honest, competent, caring Town Council Candidates for the April 23rd election. It’s time the Residents took back White Springs and begin the process of restoring the Town’s infrastructure and financial stability to the pre-Ratt days.