The RHATT Pack Watch
Today is Saturday, March 9th, Day 318 of the RHATT Pack Watch.
Apparently the illegl alien “Idi Amin Dada Mini-Me Despot” Lofty has been underintense psychological care for quite some time. It appears, he has suffered from gross delusions of grandeur all of his life, clearly something he inherited from Daddy Idi Amin Dada.
Word from his early elementary school teachers indicates he was a disruptive student, prone to attempts at ordering each and every student and faculty member around. It seems his behavior was so deplorable that Lofty was unable to complete High School. Like Daddy, he sought his education through the military where he hoped to follow in his Daddy’s footsteps and rise through the ranks to a point where he could take over “everything”, again like Daddy. Unfortunately for the “Mini-Me Despot” the US Military isn’t like Uganda and the British Colonial Army’s KAR division of the 40’s, 50’s and 60’s.
His attempt at rising through the ranks ended in failure and Lofty left the Military. So Lofty decided to try another bite at the apple. Relying on his military experience, he applied for and was hired by the Palm Beach School District as the Junior Air Force ROTC Instructor…… Inappropriately, he fell back on the behavior he learned from Daddy Idi Amin Dada. Lofty behaved like the despot his Daddy was. He was verbally and physically abusive to all of the students who enrolled. It wasn’t long before his abusive behavior was too much for the Palm Beach School Board. Lofty was fired.
Shortly thereafter he moved to Madison and applied for the position of Junior Air Force ROTC Instructor in the Madison School District. Apparently, he didn’t learn anything in Palm Beach and was unable to change his innate despotic behavior. Almost immediately, Instructor Lofty took-up his verbally and physically abusive approach with the Madison Junior ROTC enrollees. Not waiting for disaster, the Madison School Board took decisive action. Again, Mini-Me Despot Lofty was fired.
He took another shot in Hamilton and lasted for one year. His contract was never renewed and by this time, every school district in Florida and Georgia was well aware of Despot Lofty’s abusive behavior. No one wanted him.
One dark night in his attempt to escape the sphere of educators seeking to ensure Lofty’s abusive nature did no further harm, he sleazed his way to White Springs. After a few short stints with various organizations and positions, including the HOPE program, where the State demanded his removal for abusive behavior, Lofty, at the request of his love interest Mindless “Splain it to me” Tanja, was given a position on the Town Council by the Red-face Ratt. Immediately, he began sucking up to the Ratt. The Ratt saw an opportunity, some one who could carry out his dirty work.
At the next Council organizational meeting, the Ratt appointed “Mini-Me Despot” Lofty mayor. Now in a position of perceived power, Lofty began to draw upon Daddy Idi Amin Dada’s teachings. In his very first Council Meeting, Lofty began ordering the fully armed and riot gear attired White Springs Police Department to manacle and remove anyone who attempted to say anything with which Lofty or the Ratt disagreed. One after another, local residents were attacked and removed. In fact, when resident’s weren’t speaking up, Lofty feigned interest in any potential speakers, only to have them manacled and removed also. So don’t be fooled by his repeated requests “to come and express your needs” to him. His abusive, despotic behavior ensures it will not be a pleasant outcome for you.
The White Springs Town Council election is on April 23rd. Identify two Honest, Competent Candidates, who you can trust. Help them prepare for Office and help them get elected.