The RHATT Pack Watch
Today is Monday, February 25th, Day 306 of the RHATT Pack Watch.
Who says you can’t teach an Old Dog New Tricks? Apparently White Springs’ OLDEST DOG learned a new trick.
As you are aware, White Springs is staffed with nothing but unqualified “out of Towners”. When the Red Face Ratt came to power, in initiated a policy of ensuring that all White Springs’ employees would be “Out of Towners” and when and wherever possible, they would be “Cousins” Of course, from the Ratt’s perspective, one of the benefits to this policy was that he could choose from a large number of “Cousins”, most with criminal backgrounds or tendencies, who were incapable of getting and retaining a job in any competitive work environment. And by implementing this approach, he assured himself of unfettered allegiance from every staff member.
To seal the deal, the Ratt required each new employee to participate in a secret late night ceremony at Town Hall attended by his “Out of Towner” Lapdog, the “Gang of Thugs” and a few select “Cousins”. Each new employee was required to kneel before the Ratt and kiss his ring, after which he or she would be anointed by the Ratt and indoctrinated into his “Gang”. Since the Ratt’s “Gang” was a criminal enterprise, as soon as possible he worked each new addition into his grooming process, progressing from minor illicit activities up to embezzlement and outright theft of White Springs revenues. In addition, the Ratt taught his new disciples how he could and would reward them by diverting White Springs assets, like vehicles, to them in exchange for covering up his illicit activities as well as those of the “Cousins”.
Back to the “Oldest Dog and the New Trick”. It appears that after decades of service without any appropriate qualifications, “Cousin” Pam decided to do something, anything, before she undertakes her long overdue retirement. So what is that “Cousin” Pam did? She went to a class conducted by the International Institute of Municipal Clerks, Inc. It is not known whether “Cousin” Pam sat there for a couple of hours of lectures, or whether she took her normal number of smoke breaks thus missing most of the classes. We’ll never know!
In any event, she signed up for the course, arrived apparently on time and stayed for the day. For this “Cousin” Pam was awarded the designation of “Certified Municipal Clerk”. Wow!!! Can you imagine what this will do for White Springs? Well, let’s think about that question. “Cousin” Pam spends the vast majority of each day on Smoke Breaks, Talking to her Daughter Daughter and Playing Solitaire. Did the International Institute of Municipal Clerks provide lectures on Smoking, Talking to Family, or Solitaire. Somehow, the “Watch” doubts it. Which of course means that it’s unlikely that anyone in White Springs will experience any better service from “Cousin” Pam but who cares, the “Oldest Dog” in Town Hall learned a New Trick, even if there’s no benefit. Then again, maybe everyone should come together at Town Hall and we could watch “Cousin” Pam apply her new sought wisdom to one of the three things, Smoking, Talking to Family, and Solitaire, for which she spends her workdays doing. Think about it!
In any event, “Cousin” Pam did something and for that she deserves credit. It might have been more productive if she learned about the proper care of LOFT revenues; or how to avoid embezzling Town Funds; or how to properly secure a ballot box. What can you expect, when she’s controlled by the Ratt? You can change White Springs on the April 23rd Town Council election. Identify, promote and vote for Two qualified replacement Candidates on the Council. Oh, yeah, report all criminals and their corruption to the FBI office in Jacksonville (904) 248-7000.