The RHATT Pack Watch
Today is Monday, February 4th, Day 285 of the Rhatt Pack Watch.
Have you ever wondered what you are paying for and what goes on in Town Hall every day? It’s not a mystery that White Springs is a small municipality and that it has a small staff. We know that thanks to the Red-face Ratt, everyone in Town Hall is being overpaid and receiving excessive benefits. They’re living high on the hog. Well thanks to Deep Throat, we now have some insight to what we are receiving, or more appropriately not receiving for this excessive compensation
For instance, we know that the “Out of Towner” Lapdog “Just keep paying me” Tebow visits the Town about half time and when she does show up, she lives in her office with her door closed and locked and she’s shopping on the Internet. We also know that “Cousin” Andrew, who finally has resigned and will be gone soon, liked driving around, like a little kid, in the Town’s shiny new Red Fire Department Emergency vehicle, spending an hour or two in White Springs and then going home to watch his favorite soap opera. But what about the others in Town Hall?
There’s the Police Department, which the Ratt has neutered so they spend most of their time staying out of the way. Other than traffic duty, there isn’t much to say. At this time, they are pretty much a waste of money.
Then there’s the Public Works Department. The Ratt spent over $60,000 on an unneeded excavator with trailer for them. It seems they sit around the Town’s pole barn telling stories and playing cards. They sure as hell aren’t doing anything useful to fix streets and roads, clean drainage ditches, unblock culverts or anything else. So that kind of leaves us with “Cousin” Pam and the ?Finance Department.
According to Deep Throat, “Cousin” Pam is about as useful as fleas on a dog. Apparently, “Cousin” Pam’s day is consumed with chain smoking, talks with her daughter, Solitaire, and if any time is left, the Town’s financial management. Typically, “Cousin” Pam smokes about a pack a day, somewhere between two-thirds and three-quarters of that pack, while at work. Since there is no smoking in Town Hall, “Cousin” Pam goes outside to the parking lot 15 to 20 times a day for her smokes. Each time she’s there for about fifteen minutes, more or less, around 240 minutes, or four hours, smoking each day.
“Cousin” Pam smokes so much that she reakes of smoke and has made numerous people sick. In between her smokes, “Cousin Pam finds time to call her daughter for about an hour of discussions each day. And if she’s not smoking and not talking, “Cousin” Pam is usually playing Solitaire on her computer. Actually she spends more time using the computer for Solitaire than for the Town’s financial matters. Typically she gets six to eight games a day in at 15 to 20 minutes each for a total of a couple of hours a day. Just in case you didn’t figure it out, White Springs is lucky if it gets an hour or so of work out of “Cousin” Pam on any given day. Neither the Ratt or the Lapdog seem to care. Or, you could look at it this way, you have been paying “Cousin” Pam about $20,000 a year for the last decade and a half (that’s $300,000) to stand in the parking lot and smoke. Not much Town benefit in that.
How much longer is this going to go on. You know the Ratt, the “Gang of Three” and the Lapdog certainly couldn’t care less. If you want to stop the flagrant waste, misuse and theft of your money, you need to get involved now. Get up to speed on the issues facing White Springs and identify TWO Candidates to replace the Ratt and Mindless “Splain it to me” Vice Mayor Tanja. The April election is right around the corner. Begin cleaning up White Springs Town Hall and not waiting on the State or Feds to do it. Feed names and information to the FBI office in Jacksonville (904) 248-7000. Help the FBI help White Springs to clean house and return to legitimate government.
Place no trust in Mindless, the Lapdog or the Ratt. It’s Day 285 and the Red-face Ratt hasn’t resigned yet, The RHATT Pack Watch continues.