The RHATT Pack Watch
Today is Tuesday, February 19th, Day 300 of the Rhatt Pack Watch.
What’s going on between the Red-face Ratt and “Cousin” Andrew “The Evidence Destroyer”? There has to be something to explain the Ratt’s continued coddling of his Baby-face Boy Toy. One would have expected that the Ratt, giving him a position for years that required an hour or two a day, sending him to watch his favorite soap operas, and letting you the tax-payer compensate him ful-time might have been sufficient. It seems it wasn’t. Then again you could have believed that the Ratt giving the Boy Toy the auspicious title of Fire Marshall, a position for which he had absolutely zero qualifications, and providing additional compensation that you had to pay for, should have done the job. Again, you would be wrong! Or maybe, you might have thought that the Ratt giving his Boy Toy a shiny new red White Springs Emergency Vehicle to ride around in while he was employed at his hour or two a day position would have been enough. But once more, you would have been out in left field. So here is where we are.
The “Boy Toy” “Cousin” Andrew resigned effective the end of January. He’s gone. He no longer works for White Springs. And as you know, this has placed “Cousin” Pam in a Tizzy because “Cousin” Andrew is gone. Why hasn’t that shiny new White Springs Emergency Vehicle been returned to White Springs? The Department off Agriculture, Rural Development investigators in Washington want to know. Apparently everyone except the Ratt, his “Gang of Three” members, Mindless “Have a 4th Grader Splain it to Me” Vice Mayor Tanja and the illegal alien Suck-up “Mini-Me Despot” Mayor Lofty, and the “Out of Towner” Lapdog “Just keep paying me “Tebow can’t understand why this illegal activity continues.
What is it that the Boy Toy “Cousin” Andrew does for the Ratt that instills this behavior by the Ratt? Or then again, everyone knows “Cousin” Andrew tracked down and destroyed evidence associated with “Cousin” Robert and he managed the “White Springs Bordello and Drug Emporium” when lying “Cousin” Steve couldn’t be there. He probably destroyed a lot of evidence of criminal activity at the Fire Station (Bordello and Drug Emporium), otherwise there would have been more than just “Cousin Don being convicted and sent to prison. So what is it that’s between the Ratt and “Cousin” Andrew. Has the “Evidence Destroyer” destroyed some evidence for the Ratt? Or, I wonder if this is another Bezos type situation. Did the Ratt take a selfie of his weenie and send it to “Cousin” Andres? Come on Ratt, if doing a selfie of your weenie is what this is all about, it’s time you came clean. It’s time you put everything out there. Publish all of the emails, messages and pictures that either you or “Cousin” Andrew have or that exist somewhere. Nobody else cares if you want to send pictures of your junk to the “Cousins”. Go for it!
But let’s get it behind us so that White Springs can move on. And when you finally stand up and start behaving properly, it’s time to cut the crap and get all of White Springs vehicles back to the Town where they were intended to be. If you don’t get it done, it’s likely the Federal investigations will.
You know folks, only you can bring about constructive change. It will take TWO, but only Two honest, caring, competent and hard working Town Council Candidates. Recruit them, help them, and get out the vote for them. And help them rid Town Hall of crime and corruption by calling the FBI office in Jacksonville (904) 248-7000 with any information and help you can provide.