The RHATT Pack Watch
Today is Friday, January 18th, Day 268 of the Rhatt Pack Watch.
Welcome to White Spring, Florida’s Dirty Little Secret, quite possibly the Home of the Most Incompetent “Gang of Three” in the history of the State of Florida. About a few years ago, when the Red-face Ratt came to power, he wanted two things; a Lapdog and a “Gang”. He got both. As you may recall Bill Lawrence was Town Manager. The Ratt flunked him and encouraged him to return to Maine, which he did. The Town conducted a Town Manager search. Ms. Tebow was one of the candidates. She had been an employee of the City of DeBary where she had been terminated for cause. Obviously, this peaked the Ratt’s interest.
According to her termination letter from DeBary, City Manager Dan Parrot, there were quite a few reasons DeBary wanted to be rid of Tebow. They included numerous violations of their Personnel Policies, including inattention to duty, failing to obey proper directives made and given by a supervisor, inducing or attempting to induce any officer or employee of the City to commit an unlawful act, insubordination, incompetence, neglect of duty, knowingly making false statements to an officer of the City, disgraceful conduct, violation of duties and obligations of her position, willful violation of departmental regulations, refusal to abide by any law official regulation or order, and a whole host of additional transgressions and violations. The Ratt hired her immediately. That day, in a secret late night ceremony, she knelt down and kissed the Ratt’s ring and he anointed her his “Lapdog”.
The Ratt knew recruiting a “Gang” would be more difficult because all Gang members had to be Council Members and he needed at least two. Councilman McKenzie was out because he was too honest. He couldn’t pick Councilwoman Miller of whom he was jealous and who towered over him. This left Councilman Jefferson and Councilwoman Brown whose families were rift with crime which would allow him to trade legal services for their support and unquestioned loyalty. The Ratt proposed a plan to expand his Gang to five.
White Springs residents had other ideas and unceremoniously dumped Sell-Out Willie and replaced him with illegal Alien Suck-up “Mini-Me Despot” Lofty. The Ratt still had a “Gang of Three” but they couldn’t shoot straight. His Gang members were feeble minded, corrupt and had a host of private agendas. The Ratt’s only plan was to try to destroy anything created, improved, or expanded by Councilwoman Miller. So, the Ratt set out to destroy White Springs and steal every dime he could. Unfortunately for the Ratt and his “Gang” every time they tried to pull a job, they left their fingerprints and DNA all over the crime scene. Since they were completely incompetent, they couldn’t even coordinate their efforts to finish pulling any job.
That’s right White Springs, you are home to the State’s most incompetent “Gang of Three”. Not even the Pork Chop Gang, who repressed the will of Florida Citizens from the 30’s to the 60’s, exhibited the level of incompetence and stupidity of the Ratt’s “Gang of Three”. At least the Pork Chop Gang knew what it was doing. When they wanted to plan and coordinate one of their nefarious activities, they went to Legislator Raeburn Horne’s fishing camp at Nutall Rise on the Aucilla River in Taylor Country. The Pork Chop Gang didn’t need fourth or fifth graders to explain the meeting agenda to them. And they didn’t use winks, nods and sending more notes back and forth during Council Meetings. Both the Pork Chop Gang and the “Gang of Three” are a bunch of criminals. You can get rid of the Ratt, his Gang and Lapdog. Call the FBI office in Jacksonville (904) 248-7000. Get them the evidence they need.