The RHATT Pack Watch Day 266

The RHATT Pack Watch

Day 266

 

Today is Wednesday, January 16th, Day 266 of the Rhatt Pack Watch.

 

As everyone in White Springs knows, when the Red-face Ratt hired his incompetent “Out of Towner” Lapdog “Just keep paying me” Tebow, she knelt down and kissed his ring.  And then the Lapdog asked to play Town Manager from her home about 200 miles away.  While the Ratt generally believes in doing little or no work for any position or job, this was a little more than he thought he could get away with.  After some discussion, the Ratt and his Lapdog agreed that she would actually come to White Springs and at least pretend to work.

 

However, the Lapdog insisted that it be for a short week, because she had other things that were more important to do.  The cunning Ratt proposed “No Show Mondays” which suited the Lapdog.  Hence began the Town Manager’s mini-play-work week.  She would arrive on Tuesday or later, go to her office, close and lock the door and take a nap.  After her rest, the Lapdog would jump on the Internet and do a little shopping with your money.  Never mind that none of the expenditures were in the Town’s budget, the Ratt, not bothering to put the expenditures before the Council as required, approved everything personally.

 

After a month or so, the Lapdog pushed the “No Show Mondays” into “No Show Two, Three, Four or Five Day'” weeks, until her “No Show Week” and more was standard every month.  It didn’t take residents long to recognize that they and the Town were being taken advantage of royally.  Complaints to the Ratt went unheeded.  However, as the Lapdog’s monthly paid vacations and more became increasingly egregious and complaints piled up, the Ratt decided he needed to seek a change.

 

You may have noticed, the incompetent “Out of Towner” Lapdog showed up in White Springs on January 7th, a Monday, for the first time in nearly three years.  It’s part of the Ratt’s new plan.  Apparently over the Holidays, one night after the Ratt had a couple of joints, or snorts, he had a brainstorm.  He would require his Lapdog to show-up on Mondays.     You know this would be something acceptable to the Lapdog.  Ahh, but the Ratt had more to his brainstorm.  He would give his Lapdog “No Show Fridays” and combine that with “Half day Thursdays” giving her an even greater period off on those weeks she chose to come to White Springs.  In a partial stupor, the Ratt got on the phone and called his Lapdog.  He proposed trading “No Show Mondays” for “No Show half of Thursdays and all day Fridays”   He even suggested that the Lapdog could occasionally swap out the two “No Shows for various weeks.  The Lapdog tghought, “Why Not”.  She would take a “No Show 1/2 Day Thursday and a No Show Friday” one week and a “No Show Monday”, the following week.  Combined with her standard “No Show Week” each month, she would have almost two “No Show Weeks”.  Now both the Ratt and the Lapdog think everyone in White Springs is so busy or so stupid, no one will notice their shenanigans.  Lots of Luck on that one, Ratt.

 

Yes, White Springs is filled with hard working people who are very busy.  But none of these hard working people were born yesterday.  They are well aware that since the Ratt came to power, White Springs, and its residents, have been getting the short end of the stick, and that includes the level of sheer incompetence of the Ratt, his “Gang of Three” members Mindless “Splain it to me” Viced Mayor Tanja and the illegal alien Suck-up “Mini-Me Despot” Mayor Lofty, and the “Out of Towner” Lapdog.  They know who does and doesn’t show up for work and when.  And they know about the waste, misuse and outright theft of their funds.  And hear this Ratt, they are providing information and evidence to the FBI office in Jacksonville (904) 248-7000 concerning the public corruption by you in White Springs.

 

To the FBI, keep providing Evidence and Reporting the Cousins and the Ratt.  It’s Day 266 and the Red-face Ratt hasn’t resigined yet.  The Rhatt Pack Watch continues!

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