The RATT Pack Watch  Day 272

The RATT Pack Watch

Day 272


Today is Tuesday January 22nd, Day 272 of the Rhatt Pack Watch.


The Watch noticed the unusual presence of the “Out of Towner” Lapdog in White Springs on NO SHOW Mondays recently.  It appears to be related to deep concern or panic.  Over the last week, the Watch has been approached by a White Springs’ Deep Throat.


As you may recall, the original Deep Throat came to light during President Nixon’s Administration.  It all began on June 17, 1972, when the Democratic National Committee Headquarters in the Watergate Towers was burglarized by five men, including Virgilio Gonzalez, Bernard Baker, James McCord, Eugenio Martinez and Frank Sturgis.  On its face, the burglary didn’t make much sense, but the incident raised a myriad of questions.  While the burglars were prosecuted and convicted, questions about who they were working for and why remained unanswered.


Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein, two young investigative reporters with the Washington Post, pursued the story aggressively.  They uncovered and reported on facts that led to the White House.  They made progress and encountered roadblocks.  Enter Deep Throat, a person associated with the Nixon Administration, who believed justice was not being served.  Deep Throat provided insights that helped Woodward and Bernstein get past the roadblocks. They learned about the Administration’s slush fund and its use for dirty tricks.  Deep Throat also provided leads to individuals who could provide information about who was in charge and how things operated throughout bot the official and backroom Nixon organizations.  Ultimately, Alexander Butterfield disclosed the presence of a secret Oval Office taping system.  This became the final blow which led to Nixon’s  resignation.


Like the Nixon Administration’s Deep Throat, Mark Felt FBI Deputy Director, who was never identified throughout this period and remained anonymous for decades thereafter, until just prior to his passing, White Springs’ Deep Throat is disgusted with inappropriate activities and Public Corruption by the current Town Administration.  In any event, Deep Throat has been exceeding forthcoming with tons of information and insights to the activities and the inner workings of the Current Town Administration, particularly those of the Ratt’s “Out of Towner” Lapdog “Just keep paying me” Tebow.
It appears, the Lapdog didn’t appreciate having her NO SHOW Mondays, excessive vacations and illegal LOFT funds use exposed to all of the Residents of White Springs.


Further, according to Deep Throat, the Lapdog is very secretive and egotistical.  She operates autocratically and is paranoid of everyone.  The Watch has reported on some of these attributes previously.  For instance, most often the Lapdog remains in her closed door office.  Everyone knows that she hired Mayor Lofty’s son illegally to design clothing monograms and logos for her shopping escapades.  Then she spent weeks on the internet purchasing color coordinated designer shirts, polos, pants, jackets, caps and more for everyone on the Staff and Council, except Council members McKenzie and Miller.  And now, while unconfirmed by Deep Throat, apparently she has been using her NO SHOW Mondays to order individually monogrammed designer socks, underwear and color coordinated bathroom towels and bathroom linens.


Hey White Springs, is your closet filled with color coordinated, logo-ed and monogrammed designer clothing, or how about your bed and bathrooms?  And you are paying for the Lapdog’s shopping binges a significant role in the Town’s Public Corruption.  Everyone in Town Hall is deeply concerned about their legal liability.  When are you going to step forward and stop it?  Inform yourself and take action.  Dump the Ratt and Mindless ‘Splain it to me’ Tanja at the ballot box.  Support Deep Throat and report Public Corruption related criminal activity to the FBI office in Jacksonville (904) 248-7000.


Eliminate the Lapdog, the ‘Gang of Three’ and the Ratt.  It’s Day 272 and the Red-face Ratt hasn’t resigned yet.  The Rhatt Pack Watch continues!

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